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April 25, 2019Learning to Masturbate, Sex Beds, and Audio Porn StarThis week Michelle and Lisa discover how each other learned to masturbate when they were younger. The girls review an inflatable sex bed and they showcase the winners of our audio porn star contest....more1hPlay
April 11, 2019Sugar Babies, Lesbian Time, Smoothies, Sexy Parties, and ATMOn this weeks episode we look into sugar babies. The girls play a fun game of Lesbian Who'd Ya Do. They discover a woman who drinks a semen smoothie everyday. They break down a sexy party. More importantly, have we all gone ass to mouth but didn't realize it?...more56minPlay
March 28, 2019Our Firsts. Did We Have An Orgy Together? Orgasms and more.In this episode Lisa and Michelle talk about their firsts: first kiss, first hand job, first blow job. They stumble upon an orgy revelation together. They discuss orgasms and who's humming and who's not. We also look at the world's oldest virgins....more1h 5minPlay
March 14, 2019Can Porn Kill, Erotic Photo Shoot, and Sex Facts Everyone Should KnowOn this episode the girls uncover a story of death by porn. Smut Moe does an erotic photo shoot and bares all. They tell you some little known sex facts that we feel everyone should know. Lastly, we take a closer look at the life of Michelle with a series of rapid fire questions....more57minPlay
February 14, 2019Valentine's Day - What a Bullshit HolidayIf you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. Well except for Michelle and Lisa, they love everyone. Here is Smut's quick guide on how to handle this ridiculous holiday....more1h 5minPlay
January 31, 2019Testicle Eating, Date Night Gone Wrong, Giant Clits and Death By OrgasmOn this week’s episode, Michelle and Lisa eat some balls, lose connection over a romantic dinner, discover the origin of giant clits, do a little daddy/daughter role playing, explore orgasms that might put you in the hospital and the many voices for our body parts....more1h 2minPlay
January 17, 2019Dick Facts, Dick Eating, and Cock StuffingIn this episode, Michelle and Lisa go in-depth into the world of dick. They examine restaurants that have penis on the menu and consider what they would and wouldn't eat. They get introduced into the fetish of cock stuffing. The girls get all the facts on what's up with dicks....more33minPlay
January 03, 2019Cum Tributes, Voyeurism, Porn and TinderLisa and Michelle get covered in cum on today's episode, they discuss voyeurism, their porn preferences and Michelle gets catfished on Tinder....more47minPlay
December 20, 2018Sex Shows, Dick Donuts, Alien Sex Eggs and Masturbation CoachesOn today’s episode Michelle and Lisa visit the Taboo Sex Show, munch down on dick donuts, explore vaginal alien implants, and try and find help for all the men who climax too quickly....more52minPlay
December 06, 2018The Science of Semen, Kink, Findoms and a Taste TestToday's episode explores topics like "Has This Been in Michelle?" How long does semen live in you? And would you try kink such as role playing, water sports, foot worship or adult babies? We also consider a new business venture as Findoms....more1h 9minPlay