Snacktime Conspiracy

Why are cops always depicted with doughnuts?  Did doughnuts consent to this marketing strategy?? Doughnuts or donuts?!  

Listen to Episode 5 for our theories on this dangerous stereotype, the truth, and how QAnon has twisted the image of one beloved doughnut chain. Conspiracies include the US Doughnutgate of 2018 inspired by Pizzagate, Canada's Doughnutgate of 2020, cops being in cahoots with doughnut shops, and Dunkin Donuts being overrated and ugly. 

TW: QAnon, Jeffrey Epstein, child abuse surrounding Pizzagate 

While the pandemic caused snack sales to skyrocket, Nabisco raked in billions.  Nabisco employees were then considered essential workers and hailed as heroes. Now, those same employees are at risk of losing their jobs.  Since early August, Nabisco workers in Georgia, Oregon, Illinois, Virginia, and Colorado have been on strike as the snack giant modifies employee contracts to eliminate pension plans, increase shift times, and eliminate overtime pay.

Episode IV delves into Nabisco's first strike in 52 years, the history of America’s not-so-favorite cookie, and its association with tobacco and stock market bros.

We stand with BCTGM union members and Danny Devito when we say: NO CONTRACTS, NO SNACKS

Buckle up for a messy, sludgy track down the slippery, and very shitty slope of Britney Spears’ conservatorship. In short: her dad is the problem. But did you know that Jamie Spears was so full of shit that his colon erupted? He was literally in the hospital.

It’s no surprise after years of reigning a petty bourgeoisie holding his dåughter, Britney Spears, as prisoner. Daddy-O has gone so far to stick his muddy hands in her wallet, stealing dollar bills and funneling it to other willful leaches and racketeers.

Justice certainly has not been served, so we have decided to fill in the blanks with a couple of twists. Join Snacktime Conspiracy for an episode that explores the best and hidden gems of Britney’s discography, her strange ties to the ice cream diet, her boyfriend Sam and his (good/bad) intentions, and Jamie's IBS. Jamie-Lynn is for another time. With raw audio from Brit-Brit's recent court testimony, as well as a replay of early career interviews, this episode will leave your brain filled with critical knowledge…and of course, good vibes and something to whistle on your way to werk.

There is nary a corner of the globe untouched by the Coca Cola Company, a brand imbued with nostalgic Americana, high fructose corn syrup,  and initially… cocaine. The Coca Cola Company is not merely peddling soda, they are selling a national identity, an ideal, a fraudulent narrative from which we are unable to untangle ourselves. Listen to Episode II of Snacktime Conspiracy to explore the sordid history of America’s most iconic brand. 

Those boring graham crackers were thought up by one special man: Sylvester Graham. Whereas famous painters find their muses in young beautiful women, Mr. Graham found his muse in his blue balls. His desire to stop the sin of masturbating drove him to turn to wheat germ, yeast, and flour. In this episode, we dive into Graham's Treatise on Bread, his wretched love life, his childhood trauma, and ask an important question: do the graham crackers work as advertised? Come explore the ultimate buzzkill, and munch on some of these alleged erection ejectors with your hosts, Madeline and Laura.