We have a thieving cop and a guy who was Winnie the Pooh-ing it in the Ill-Advised News to get things started this morning. We hear how Anthony’s birthday gift for Cass being broken lead to her meeting Matt Milano this weekend. We have a genius 12-year-old, how 9/11 and a lot of snake bites made for a scientific discovery, and we play “Real or Fake Star Wars Rap Lyrics”. We celebrate the Bandits victory and hear about homie waiting 2 years to text a girl. We wrap the show with tales of a naked man in a church, canned goods assault, and Cass’ sex toy dilemma.

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