John & Scott discuss: Harold Ramis Died. John talks about his Ghostbuster love.; The world is a f**king riot; Connecticut gooberment confused that no one is registering their "Assault Weapons" now that their new law is in place; Gang members are joining a bigger gang: The Military; Remember that plate tracking thing from last week? They changed their minds. Maybe.; Reef Jerky; White House isn't gonna talk about drone bombing anymore. Because f**k you.; John hates on Diane Feinstein for many many reasons; Texas cops being assholes to a tiny jogger woman for not PROVIDING HER PEPPERS; Exxon CEO yells NIMBY at frakkers near his house; Publics school makes students write an astroturf letter campaign. Said letter campaign consists of emails written by horribly horribly uneducated f**king morons; Dash cam saves a dude several years in jail. Also proves cops to be a-holes. Again. & more.

John & Scott discuss: Alexander Hamilton was the BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.; MTGox falling into the pit of despair; John preaches from the Altar of Crown Victoria; Chernobyl, because Scott wasn't up on the deets, and hey, nothing more uplifting than Chernobyl, right?; John experiences First World Problems with Fedex; Scott can't seem to keep his pipe warm enough; The United Nations is bummed out about The New Great Leader; Court sez people don't have to provide a "Good Reason" to carry a self defense firearm in San Diego; Helpful people being charged for permits so they can feed the homeless; Cops beat a guy to death because he was too busy breaking up a fight to show them his I.D.; Nuke passwords up until the mid 1970s were a bunch of zeroes; SATANISTS; Snakehandling preacher suffers from the most obvious death you can imagine. TONIGHT ON... WAIT FOR IT... SNAKEBITES.; Scott saw The Lego Movie. More Lego Movie talk & much more!

John & Scott discuss: Tampon injector for all your bullet wound needs; John's nervous nanorant; Postal service ordering large quantities of ammunition; You know you're full of sh*t when Pat Robertson calls you out on being overly dogmatic about your faith; Cop breaks into man's home without warning and gets shot. Suprisingly the man isn't charged with murder; Some of the greatest and most innovative genius of the human species comes out when commanded to respect the letter of the law; State of Michigan doesn't want to give two hundred million dollars to Detroit to keep it running. Gives almost three hundred million to a dude to build a new hockey arena in Detroit; Anti gun guy gets busted for having a gun in a children's school; The Lego Movie & more.

John and Scott conform to the trend and hate on the Superbowl for a bit, then discuss: Detroit police chief still telling people to buy guns if they want a safe city, Other people are not amused with this fact; Remember that thing in the Fall where the government had no money and John said that in February they'd still have no money and be broke? The government still has no money and is broke; Herpes vaccine back in the news; Obamacare - If we eff up, you have no way to complain, because we effed up. John considers living in Somalia and not paying for MUH ROADS; NASA is completing a 350 million dollar metal clamp to hold rockets for a program that was cancelled four years ago; Japanese news commentator quits after being told not to talk about Fukushima during a local election.; New German interview with Edward Snowden; Old lady arrested for feeding the animals; and more.

John & Scott discuss: Why they didn't riff on the 2014 State of the Union Address (too smug to fail, too sad to laugh at); Ed Snowden up for a Nobel Peace Prize; D.C. cop was pimping you teenage girls. Missing girl found in his apartment. Because police are here to help; Cops electrocute a baby inside of its mother. John has many feels; S&W and Ruger say "F*ck you" to California; Starbound patch talk - The Final Wipe has wiped; Chartarum is coming. ALL OVER YO FACE. Finally. And more.

John & Scott discuss: Bitcoin and tax regulation. Currency vs. Commodity; Verizon releases report naming the number of gooberment threats and demands they get; Friendly hacker is able to access seventy thousand account records from healthcare.gov in four minutes; U.K. Gooberment to allow water cannon use against populace for the first time ever, in anticipation of austerity announcements; People rioting in the Ukraine. Two (or more) dead in Kiev; People you have never heard of and don't care about are getting a divorce (John picked this story to tease Scott about his severe case of chronic anachronism); Archer Season Five Has Begun. *Trumpets blare* Chat about Arressted Development and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lohn defends cringe-based humor; Carrie Fischer on board with Star Wars 7 along with Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill. And more.

Scott and John riff The Presidential NSA Speech given by Obama on Friday, 01/17/2014

John & Scott discuss: Jesus talks about how hard you should beat slaves; Can't swagger with the baggy pants on the NJ Boardwalk anymore - the boys get riled up - John has a clothes hissy fit; Dario the kitten visits - Some kitten storytime; More stupidty from the basic income crowd, General economic stupidity; The woes of sh*tty lightbulbs redux; Coinye vs. Kanye; Chicago really really REALLY doesn't want to let guns in, even though they sorta have to now; Some video game love - Catlateral Damage and Broken Age; John's continuing adventures with clearing his Steam backlog. The shift between narrative based storytelling and free form gameplay in video games; John's Mission to watch 400 movies in less than a year. The Think Twice Studio expansion. A downward spiral culminating in Betty White. Because Betty White. And more.

John & Scott discuss: Run Run Shaw dies at 107 - No relation but he was a pimp of megamagnitude; Overstock.com taking bitcoin; Detroit High School pipes burst and run tens of thousands of gallons of water all over the place, people reporat it, and weeks later nothing has been done; Courts to Chicago - People can have guns already; Recording of DA and cop caught talking about murdering a suspect in various ways; ATF is sad about Colorado cannabis antics; More Steambox talk; New revision of the Oculus Rift revealed & more.

John & Scott discuss: Gooberment customs people destroy musician's hand-made flutes, they are not sorry.; Gooberment continuing to snatch phone data; Mikey Bloomberg - A list of all of the things he banned, or tried to get banned, or wanted banned. Because that guy liked banning sh*t; Wood burning stove ban update; Obama and guns episode OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND; Detroit police chief down with concealed carry. Concealed carry talk; Universal Basic Income; Kung Fury looks awesome & more.