Host 1 owns Host 2 and the listeners an EPIC manner after a brief hiatus. The hosts crack open a beer. Really they just talk about the same shit they always do, only this time with some of the promised content. Host 1 can’t handle his alcohol and acts like a cunt.[SOUNDING][#NO2030][NUT BUSTING LAUGHTER][KRISTALLNACHT][JOSH][LGBT][PERSONAL FINANCE][FUPA][STINKY RICK][CORN DOGGING][SOLO][BEN SHAPIRO][NOT PC][ANTI TURK]

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The hosts had something others didn’t, something no one saw but you. Can you guess? A shitty podcast. Host 2 is shocked to find that dating doesn’t mean sex in command, and host 1 draws from his own well of romantic experience.DISCLAIMER: THE HOSTS DO NOT ENDORSE SERIAL RAPISTS. The hosts make contradicting statements on their own and each other’s peni. Host 1 claims his kingship. The hosts express their constant disdain for their non existent listeners. [HALO][CUCK][BELLY][SODOMY HUSSAIN][LOST CALL][MATURE][BBW][BORING][BETTER CALL SAUL][CELL][SOY][FORCED][LSP]

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The hosts embark once again on another episode of the Dark Souls of podcasts. >tfw you think you have a big black gf but you’re actually fucking Jim Carrey in the Madia suit. Host 2 has a hazardous encounter with a huge headed harlot. Host 1 almost actually tells a story but doesn’t at the last second. However he does do the service if mentioning [email protected].[PEGGING][FEEDERS][BUSSY][PREMATURE][THROWBACK][BBW][TONGUE][DECENT EP]

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Genivive Peters sounds off with Host 1 from the firey depths of Eastern Wisconsin. From the ashes of post of the day rises a dark, new segment. Multiple reasons segments are proposed actually. To cum or not to cum, that is the question. Host 1 and the gang journey back in time to a dark memory of navigating a high stakes, convoluted game of pull the string, which Host 1 (maybe) bargains himself an out.   Host 2 and Genavive were not so lucky(?).[DEBATE][UNCLE JOE][FUCKCAST CHALLENGE][MAPS][TIME TRAVEL][RUBE GOLDBERG][DIRECTOR’S CUT][FEMALE FRIENDLY][GENUINE TRAUMA][SATIRE][MOSTLY PC][TALES FROM THE TIT][REVERSE ORGASM][METAPHORICAL SELF HARM]

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WARNING: BEWARE THE BUZZ THAT STARTS AT 38MIN (dont worry all the good stuff happens before it)- "I got just as much pussy as I would have gotten actively trying not to get pussy." Host 1 thwarts his babysitter's long con, but at what cost? The hosts trade international piss and shit stories, from the Indian Ocean to the Alamo, from the early 2000s to the end of the 2010s. There's also that dumb analysis shit and even worse the post of the day shit.[OLD SCHOOL][BIONICLES][CLIFF HANGER][WET WORKS][MAXED STEALTH][CYOA][VANS][BUZZ][OCM]

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Host 2 loses his virginity after 22 long years, but this is Host 1's episode to shine. Host 1 discusses his career in the dating game in response to Host 2's alcohol based blunder. Host 1 talks about his Happy Cake Day and how nice guy he's been. They also talk about their respective fucking styles. [GOMMARAHMY][ALCHOHOLISM][NICE GUY][EMOTIONAL SCHOOL SHOOTER][DICK CHENEY][TYLER PERRY][ANXIETY][SWEAT PIE][PIKMIN][TRAP]

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Host 2 ponders the many cons of switching bodies with Host 1. Host 1 continues to lose sympathy on every front as he tells the tale of his visit to the Chrystal Palace. Host 2 gets invited to a party - much to all the other guests suregrin. The Hosts faun over Nathan For You. Host 1 fucks up Post of the Day yet again. [BDSM][BJ][JONTRON?][ALCOHOL][MIDDLE SCHOOL][ALMOST PC]

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THERE'S ONLY ONE WISCONSIN YOU RETARD. Genivive Peters joins the fray, and she and the hosts divulge erotic tales of attempting to lose there virginities with varying rates of success. Host 1 & 2 lament having giant, functioning, precum soaked cocks. Genevive plugs her shit. [FEMALE FRIENDLY][ROBOT VOICE][WEDNESDAY][GOOD EP][RACIST?]

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The Hosts finally get to the content. Host 1 regales how pirating porn led to the weakest suicide attempt of all time. Host 2 talks about how writing a middle school english paper led took a sensual twist. Both are cautionary tales. They also talk about some other stupid shit like cartoons and women. The mysterious "brotherfucker" Josh rears his ugly head once again. The abomination that is "Post of the Day" lives on. [GOOD EP][ALMOST PC]

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After the release of the previous episode and the social unrest resulting from it, the hosts lay down some ground rules. They trek along a tumultuous political landscape. Host 2 braces himself to face the Dick Sucking Machine, Host 1 one offers his sentiments. Anyway this is part one so just listen to part two. [BBC][POLITICS][BRIBES][WOKE][NOT PC][SOY][BJ]

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