The girls have started "Unravel Me," the second installment in Tahereh Mafi's riveting Shatter Me Series! Join us as Ariel leads the charge, unraveling the complexities of Juliette's latest adventures, and yes, the peculiarities of attraction and anatomy.

Kicking things off, we explore Juliette's fascinating obsession – not with Adam himself, but rather the bird tattooed on his chest. It's the bird of her dreams, but wait... does they hear wedding bells or just the flutter of wings? The lines blur in a hilariously confused confession of love.

Then, as the conversation heats up, Ariel sheds light on Adam and Juliette's intimate encounters, prompting Mal to clarify the mechanics of their connection – or the lack thereof. It's a side-splitting moment of miscommunication that leaves Paige momentarily lost for words, until the topic takes a turn into the unexpectedly educational territory of anatomical variances. 🍆

But fear not, we swiftly navigate back to the heart of the story, pondering the mysteries of Omega Point and speculating on what lies ahead for our star-crossed lovers. The intrigue at Omega Point thickens, and we dissect every hint and clue about the potential rifts and alliances forming in the shadows.

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Wrap up "Shatter Me" with us in an episode that's as insightful as it is hilarious – "Pre-Nut Fogginess." Yes, you read that right. In this book finale, we're exploring the phenomenon of Warner's not-so-crystal-clear decisions around Juliette. It seems love (or is it lust?) has a perplexing effect on our dear Warner, fogging up his strategic mind pre-climax.

On the lighter side, we discuss the uniquely gifted Winston and his... let's say, extendable talents. The jokes fly fast and free, wondering about what everyone else is thinking... "extenda-dick."

On a more serious note, we pivot to the importance of names, sparked by Kenji Kishimoto's frustration with being nicknamed "Moto." It's a conversation about respect, identity, and the power held in getting someone's name right. It's not just pronunciation; it's personhood.

As always, we wrap up with a snarky yet sharp summary of these concluding chapters, offering our final thoughts on the characters' journeys, plot twists, and what it all might mean for the future of Juliette.

Get ready for an episode of Snark Notes that's as frustrating as it is funny. As we venture through chapters 30-35 of "Shatter Me," we're starting to wonder if the author is the master of literary edging. Thirty-five chapters in, and it's like a smutty scene is always just around the corner... but never quite here.

Each chapter teases and tantalizes, but just when things start to heat up, boom – interruption city! It's like the universe itself is c*ckblocking us at every turn. We're diving into this comical frustration, laughing at the constant build-up with no payoff. It's a rollercoaster of anticipation that never quite crests the hill.

Then, buckle up for Mal's epic rant on human paranoia, inspired by none other than "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." We explore the quirky idea that humans are hardwired to believe they're destined for greatness, to make the world a better place. But is it inspiration or just cosmic paranoia? Mal breaks it down in a way that only Snark Notes can – with humor, insight, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

As always, we balance our unique blend of snarky humor with in-depth analysis of the characters and plot. Whether you're here for the laughs, the rants, or the (nonexistent) steamy scenes, this episode has something for everyone.

In this laughter-packed episode of Snark Notes, we tackle chapters 19-29 of "Shatter Me," and let's just say things are getting both cringey and intriguing. Welcome to "The Warner Tax," where affection comes with a... price?

Picture Warner as the type who'd invoice for intimacy – "That's 19 kisses for this meal, thank you very much!" Yes, we're diving into the humorous, albeit slightly awkward, idea of Warner's quirky 'relationship economics.' It's all in good fun, but we can't help but cringe and laugh at the same time.

Paige brings a fresh perspective, comparing Juliette's attraction to Adam with Feyre's initial draw to Tamlin. Is it true love, or just the thrill of being cared for the first time?

The real meat of our discussion, however, centers around Adam. Trust issues are brewing, and we're not buying what he's selling. Is Adam genuinely shady, or is it a case of the narrative not fully selling us on his character? Mal throws down the gauntlet, questioning if it's the character or the author's portrayal that's leaving us unconvinced.

As we navigate through these chapters, we balance our signature humor with deep dives into the characters' motivations and the story's unfolding mysteries. Whether you're Team Warner, Team Adam, or Team 'I Need More Info,' this episode has something for everyone.

Welcome to the season finale of Snark Notes, where we step into the chilling, yet bizarrely musical, world of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," chapters 24-30.

In the eerie corridors of the Capitol, a young Coriolanus Snow emerges – not just a budding dictator, but also, as Mal, Paige and Ariel speculate, Panem's own Troy Bolton. Faced with a life-altering choice: his future in the Capitol or the spring musicale (Lucy Gray), will Snow 'bop to the top' or does he 'gotta go his own way'? 🏀🎶

So join us for this grand finale, where we explore the depths of Snow's ambition and the heights of his... musical tendencies? It's an episode filled with suspense, humor, and maybe a few spontaneous song numbers – all in true Snark Notes fashion.

Buckle up for a wild ride through chapters 16-23 of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," where the temperature's rising and so are the laughs! In this episode of Snark Notes, we're not just thawing the frost; we're turning it into a comedy blizzard.

Snow always thinks "Snow lands on top", but Mal claims to be "Mr. Heatmiser", ready to melt him with her usual off-key notes. As we dissect these chapters, we're not just skating over the surface. We're doing triple axels around Snow's psyche, exploring why he's got a bigger chip on his shoulder than a Capitol-sized block of ice. Plus, we're diving into his descent into villainy – is he just a few snowballs short of a snowman, or what?

And stick around until the end for the email Mal decided to send Brittany Broski's business team. Just like her, Mal is gnawing on the bars of her enclosure, feral and trying to get out. Whether it's longing for freedom or just going wild over a fictional character, she's there.

Join us for an episode that's part deep-dive, part comedy roast, and 100% entertaining.

It's a new season, which means a new book, and what better way to start it off than with Mal's favorite series, The Hunger Games (but only the prequel). In this hilarious yet insightful episode, we dissect the first nine chapters of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," where we unearth some wild theories about Dean Highbottom's secret life as a rebel ringleader in the Capitol. Mal occasionally breaks into spontaneous song, Paige theorizes and compares to the 74th Hunger games, and Ariel details of the book with the movie that just hit theaters.

We'll draw some eyebrow-raising connections between the 74th Hunger Games and the real world, sparking debates that might just have you questioning everything you knew about Panem. Plus, don't miss our off-the-wall comparison of Lucy Gray Baird to... wait for it... the Goat from Hoodwinked!

So, grab your favorite snack, get comfy, and join us for an episode filled with snarky humor, insightful discussion, and maybe a little bit of singing (courtesy of Mal). It's going to be a wild ride through the districts!

Hosts: Mal Nicholson, Paige Parks, and Ariel Landry

Mal, Paige and Ariel have been missing... from the world of Podcasting for the last several weeks! But they're back and ready with this Holiday Special! Listen to this episode full of exciting updates AND a cringeworthy fan fiction reading by Mal that she wrote between the ages of 12-20 on Wattpad. (She's 23). Enjoy this Holiday Special and prepare for NEXT SEASON starting next week with "A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes".

(All characters in the fanfictions and creative rights of the story concepts belong to their respective authors. Main characters in these fics and variated story lines are created by Mal Nicholson).

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Hosted by Mal Nicholson, Paige Parks, and Ariel Landry