Snarky Meditation

Sometimes, we need quiet.

Life can be like riding a unicycle. Learning how to conquer the balance and finding your balance is essential for both.

Speaking of wobble, help me stop the midday wobble with a cup of coffee, from you! Go to snarkymeditation.com & buy me a coffee, or don’t. I know times are tough. But you might, nor not. Either way it would be great to have you back or the next episode, silly walks. See you there maybe

Want more happiness? Go to snarkymeditation.com and buy me a coffee. I think it’d make you really happy to support the one friend you have. Or the one who’s trying to help. Or the one who gets your sense of humor. OK I’ve run out of ideas…bye!

Tokumei Snark

Today was quick and easy "that’s what she said" seriously, that’s all this is. A quick minute to meditate on the absurdities of meditation and take a quick minute for ourselves. Because life is sucking all the energy and happiness from us & we’re taking what we can get. Speaking of taking what we can get, I’d love to get a cup of coffee, from you! Go to snarkymeditation.com & buy me a coffee, or don’t. I know times are tough. But you might, nor not. Either way it would be great to have you back or the next episode, silly walks. See you there maybe

Want more happiness? Go to snarkymeditation.com and buy me a coffee. I think it’d make you really happy to support the one friend you have. Or the one who’s trying to help. Or the one who gets your sense of humor. OK I’ve run out of ideas…bye!

Tokumei Snark

It's time to release your inner cynic

Like i had to tell you to do that, right? If you didn't have an inner cynic you wouldn't even be here, now would you?

SnarkyMeditation.com, is the official site of the snark.

Oh yeah, and buy me a coffee. ☕️ No, really. (It could be wine,🍷 or maybe a bubble tea, yeah! I love bubble tea!)

That place has a way for you to donate to keep the show going, and what the world needs is another podcast... about as much as it needs another over-priced coffee.

(But really, this tech stuff is expensive, give a buck will ya?) BuyMeACoffee.com

Thanks,

Tokumei

Calling all nerds, I mean superheros! 

Today, we're getting out the spandex, grabbing that cape, and getting ready to save the world, one quick meditation at a time. It's time to conquer the WORLD!! Or, at least your own stress. I guarantee you'll at least get a little giggle, and your own heroic backstory when you join me on this SUPER episode!!

SnarkyMeditation.com, is the official site of the snark.

Oh yeah, and buy me a coffee. ☕️ No, really. (It could be wine,🍷 or maybe a bubble tea, yeah! I love bubble tea!)

That place has a way for you to donate to keep the show going, and what the world needs is another podcast... about as much as it needs another over-priced coffee.

(But really, this tech stuff is expensive, give a buck will ya?) BuyMeACoffee.com

Thanks,

Tokumei

You've never meditated like this before!

Welcome - or go away, depending who you are and why you're here.

SnarkyMeditation.com, is the official site of the snark.

Oh yeah, and buy me a coffee. ☕️ No, really. (It could be wine,🍷 or maybe a bubble tea, yeah! I love bubble tea!)

That place has a way for you to donate to keep the show going, and what the world needs is another podcast... about as much as it needs another over-priced coffee.

(But really, this tech stuff is expensive, give a buck will ya?) BuyMeACoffee.com

Thanks,

Tokumei

Welcome to Snarky Meditation for Pessimists, the podcast that revolutionizes the way you think about mindfulness and meditation. Designed for the restless, the skeptics, (obviously pessimists) and anyone who's ever found traditional meditation a tad too quiet, this show brings a fresh twist to inner peace.

In each episode, you’ll dive into unconventional meditation practices, blending slightly strange humor with questionable mindfulness techniques. Whether you're struggling to sit still, fed up with the usual 'zen' approach, or just in need of a smirk while you try to relax, this is the podcast for you.

Join me as I explore quirky meditation methods, laugh at life's absurdities, and learn to find tranquility in the chaos of everyday life. Perfect for you if you thought you’d never even think about meditating without rolling your eyes, 'Snarky Meditation for Pessimists' is your gateway to 10 minutes of weirdness.

Let's face it, you weren't going to meditate anyway, so why not give it a try? 

Subscribe and tune in - or don't – but really, you should. See you on the first episode, or not. It's totally your call (but seriously, join us).

You're tired of people telling you to meditate. "It'll make you feel better," "It'll get rid of stress." Maybe it will and maybe it won't, but you know you don't just want to sit there and be bored.

Maybe you think you should meditate but you really don't want to. This is your show! You can meditate in a completely different way. Just a minute or two of silence at a time, but the rest of it is funny. Because life is serious enough, isn't it?

Leave a review & let me know what you think, unless you don't like it. In that case I'd appreciate it if you would just keep it to yourself. I've had enough negativity

Tokumei