The toddler takeover is upon us and they have mandated that I talk about their favorite things on my podcast or I’ll be eliminated…. Please listen or they’ll books with the light saber again

Josh is a middle aged looking man who is only 27 his hair line is fading fast and his beer gut knocks over unsuspecting toddlers but what he doesn’t know is he’s basically screwed and he’s gonna probably be stuck with it for a while

I can’t focus on ice cream because I feel guilty about cancel culture like I know I can’t like be canceled for anything cuz I’m an awesome human being but still you know it’s ruining my chunky dunky experience… that’s a shoe actually I’m goood with ice cream forget I ever said anything carry on

Where has all the chicken gone?

That good Monday night episode you never knew you needed come listen

As long as you wear these shoes

A depressed man (Edward Norton) suffering from insomnia meets a strange soap salesman named Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) and soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his perfect apartment is destroyed. The two bored men form an underground club with strict rules and fight other men who are fed up with their mundane lives. Their perfect partnership frays when Marla (Helena Bonham Carter), a fellow support group crasher, attracts Tyler's attention….. wait no that’s a movie

Sometimes you can scratch your mouth

(Yes we are)

Today’s topic is buoyancy…. Say that 3 times fast