SNAX 71.6

It's a true Orthodox Easter miracle, all of our favorite discontinued products are resurrecting, as foretold!

Walmart 24: 5-7: "5 “Why do you look for the living among the dead? 6 It is not here; it has risen! Remember how the press releases told you, while they were still with you in supermarkets: 7 ‘The Products of Bygone Eras must be delivered over to the hands of stockers, be discontinued, and on the third day be sold again.’ ”

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I broke the thing that connected my pop filter to my mic stand, so my audio do be peakin' this week. Count how many times it peaks and email your answer. If you're right, I'll give you a guest appearance.

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I got so worked up talking about Riverdale that I burnt myself out for the actual snack review. No bloviating in the review, just cold hard facts and opinions.

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

If you listen closely you can hear my laptop fans spinning. I didn't edit them out because isolating audio sucks and I don't get paid for this

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

My source is I made it up

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

This episode's wack cuz I wasn't expecting a sudden citywide lockdown but here we are

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I lose my mind a little bit and it was completely unintended.

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: two Ace Attorney themes I forgot which ones I chose but I think it's Psyche-Lock (JFA) and the Cross-Examination Moderate (AA 2001) themes

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

After recording the review segment, I consulted off-air with a friend and she agreed with my assessment, so I am vindicated in my skills. I am right, I swear I'm right, I swear I knew it all along.

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Holy dear god I don't think I've ever had worse timing. My energy in 2/3 of this episode is in stark contrast with... things right now. I recorded them literally the night before.

So uh. Candy, huh

I think I made a war crime joke that aged IMMEDIATELY but pls forgiv it was a different time

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Greg Abbott is a weirdo pervert who's obsessed with children's genitals, pass it on

I straight up had no ideas for the title this time

Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

11 AM -- Animal Crossing

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf