I could have included McDonald's pie in the title, or 7/11's new coffee flavors, or "History" because half the review is a historical lesson rather than actually discussing the jelly or the company's influence and how it nearly single-handedly created a market for konjac-based snacks, but honestly I adore how Hometown Hortons sounds. It came accidentally and naturally, and it just rolls off the tongue beautifully, so I stan.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g)

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I'm thankful for all my listeners. I'm thankful for all my future listeners. I'm thankful for all my future sponsors, and for all the delicious snack foods I've been encouraged to try because of this podcast. What I'm not thankful for is this flavor. This flavor can go stale in hell.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

It's with a heavy heart that we mourn the loss of the original review for this week. It was a mighty fine episode, but it was killed before its time by Big Tech.

This episode's alternative title is We Bud Light You Adieu: A Malt Memorial.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Alternative title: The One Where Snackmaster A Gets Angry About Nothing

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Okay forget the jokes here. This first link is the exact Pretz I was talking about, except it's locked to importing to the UK. The second link, the alibaba link, may have potential. The salad flavor is in the group shot, the furthest left box. More details to come as they're found.

https://www.orientalmart.co.uk/glico-pretz-salad-biscuit-sticks

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Glico-PRETZ-biscuit-stick-65g-made_1600301989873.html?spm=a2700.pc_countrysearch.main07.8.1aacf799OVMF5B

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Kingdom Hearts II -- Lazy Afternoon

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I can't apologize profusely enough. Not for the title, this one's fire. No, for the godawful audio quality. I explain it in the episode, but my laptop decided not to use my mic, so the intro news segment is just bad stuff to listen to. I did my best to fix it, but there's only so much you can polish a turd. If you skip this one, I'll understand. If you don't, I'll love you forever.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -- Psyche-Lock theme

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

DO YOU GET THE JOKE OF THE TITLE? PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU DID, I TOOK A WEIRD PLEASURE IN FINDING A WAY TO LINK IT ALL. See, it's like Mary Had A Little Lamb, except Little Debbie instead of Mary. "Lamb" is necessary because of the Pretz flavor, and LD is necessary because of the news. Then I removed it one step further and replaced the descriptor "Little" with "Miss", because of Swiss Miss being featured as well. I guess it's less of a joke and more of an exercise in stringently linking wildly unrelated topics.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes: 

 Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -- Psyche-Lock theme

 Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

There's a lot that I could talk about in our news this week, but I aim to stick to my brand. I only talk about snacks, I never talk about fast food or go off on tangents about random things like memories or bad TV shows or movies. No siree, my brand is strong and unwavering, and always gives objective and concise reviews.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

**DISCLAIMER: post-publishing, a news beat I was following EXPLODED and I had to publish an emergency update. More as it comes, but I will try to never again revise an episode like this. My sincerest apologies for adding to the episode after it was already published, but I feel you all need to know this desperately.**

This week, my topics swing so wildly there's no fathomable thru-line from which I can derive a title. But I use multiple music tracks, so there's at least one redeeming quality in this episode.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: 1. Kingdom Hearts--Lazy Afternoons

2. Ace Attorney -- Questioning-Moderato

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

We got fruity Skittles, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, and we got fruity Haribo gummies. What a fruitful snack news harvest this week!

I think I finally fully understand Krusty.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf