On this ice-cold edition of the Snewz, Florida once again proves that you can't disprove what you can't disprove. Also, how does one misplace an entire tomb for Cleopatra? Meanwhile, engineers are creating robotic zoo animals that are realistic both outside and in. Is this science or just a fun kink? All of this, plus up-to-the-second shipping snewz. Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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How do you solve a problem like Aparna? That's right, Shrishma is weighing in on Netflix's Indian Matchmaking and also sharing some juicy details about her tumultuous yet curse-breaking first marriage. Meanwhile, a lot of time and resources are being spent on clearing Captain Kidd's good (bad?) name, good tyrant lizards are proven to come in small packages, someone spilled impact melt all over the moon, and hot snakes about global population concerns are shared. Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa. 

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The very late news you once needed to know finally arrives at the Snewzdesk, and not a moment too soon. Our team of intrepid reporters parse a suspect UFO from down under, scold some exploitative thieves for not pushing the envelope of their craft, and deliver a message of universal peace by proclaiming ghost love to be the truest love. All this, plus several dozen hypothetical acrobats. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann, Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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Unexpected detours into the character nuances of Family Matters and Michael Bay's filmography really pad out this very snoozy Snewz. Thieves continue thieving, ships continue to be wrecked, Bill Gates apparently has an ill-defined yet malicious agenda, and the moon returns to energize us all and bail out the episode. Featuring Dettifoss Bergmann, Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa. 

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In a testament to the persistence of the human spirit, the ongoing pandemic has not stopped crazy shit from unfolding in every hemisphere. Paintings will be stolen, ancient horniness will cross oceans of time, and tigers will be violated by gun-toting meth-heads. If you needed a reason to #stayhome, the sheer volume of outstanding Snewz on offer should do it. You can thank us later. Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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What good is dying if you can't drag a spouse along for the ride while doing it? Will the dim avarice of detectorists be the undoing of the entire hobby? Are moon energies impacting bull populations? How can a shark jingle the change in its pockets if it can't wear trousers? All of these questions - and one about a grocery store - are addressed and sometimes resolved in the thrilling yet sluggish reportage you've come to know and trust.  Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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Coming in hot and heavy from our quarantine to yours, the Snewz gang refuses to quit one another! We check in with how everyone is dealing with the isolation, the working from home, the cooking of all the meals, and, of course, the surplus of television time. Followed up by some topical information about ancient, glaciated viruses, the Black Plague, and the miasma funk of London's cholera epidemic. Plus, Shrishma stokes the fires of controversy with a new segment. Look out, world! Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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Henge-worthy stones are coopted by Big Religion, Australia keeps a watchful eye out for bolides, some trench coat wearing sneaks take the most elaborate vacation photo ever, Aztec loot looted by Cortes finally turns up, and UFOs are moved around in some government file cabinets for no good reason. Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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It's a series of fancy people in fancy outfits as we report on the antics of feathered dinosaurs in the Antarctic, a failed, mid-life crisis pirate, a successful, well-dressed jewel thief, and an eligible bachelor dripping in precious metals. Also: hit us up, Tionne! Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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It's the laziest of programs, and it's reporting all the news you needed to know, probably some time ago. A piece of art is ripped from its plumbing in spectacular fashion, a long-overlooked bit of King Tut detritus is finally examined, and we receive an in-depth report on what happens when moon energies disappear (Spoiler: nothing). Prepare to be enlightened, it's the Snewz. Featuring Shrishma Naik, Katherine Sherlock, and Justin Zeppa.

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