Today's episode is sponsored by Dream Phone. At the box office A True Romance blossoms for the Undercover Blues that The Fugitive is running from. On the Billboard charts Billy Joel's 'River Of Dreams' is no match for our 'Dream Lover' Mariah Carey.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa searches her ancestor's diary for tips on how to win the school talent show. Ferguson tries to assist Marshall with his taxes.

Over at the Roundhouse, Joey misses out on all the summer fun after getting a job.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, the pioneering spirit is abound in this re-telling of the colonization of the north American continent. With the motto "We Always Get Our Butts Kicked!", Ren and Stimpy set out across forests, deserts, mountains and vast snow fields atop lumbering yaks. Can they tap into the nation's vast natural resources to bring about prosperity?

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a boy becomes the new assistant to an elderly stage magician, but soon gets into great trouble after he steals the magician's magic wand.

Today's episode is sponsored by Butterfinger. At the box office The Fugitive is Free from Willy and The Man Without A Face. On the Billboard charts Michael Jackson asks 'Will you be there'?

On Clarissa Explains It All, Marshall and Janet come down with the flu, so it's up to Clarissa and Ferguson to take care of the household chores.

Over at the Roundhouse, the kids' lives go through a major change after Mom gives birth to a new baby brother.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, convinced that wrestling is all an act, Mad Dog Höek (Ren) and Killer Kodoogan (Stimpy) are thrown into the wrestling ring for a bout against the enormous Lout Brothers, Lump and Loaf.

Next, we see the Ren and Stimpy spend "the next twelve minutes" inside a mansion haunted by a shy, depressed and thoroughly non-scary Casper-like ghost.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Dr. Vink helps an old movie theater in danger of closing by showing a special version of the vampire classic Nosferatu: A Symphony Of Horror (1922). 

Today's episode is sponsored by Electronic Talking Battleship. At the box office The Man Without A Face is In The Line Of Fire from The Son Of The Pink Panther. On the Billboard charts UB40 still can't help 'Falling In Love'.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam's mother, Debbie, is staying with the Darlings for a week during the Roller Derby playoffs. Personalities clash when Janet takes exception to Debbie's slovenly lifestyle.

Over at the Roundhouse, best friends Laura and Julie have a fight and get back together.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Ren learns the benefits of dental hygiene the hard way, as he refuses to listen to Stimpy's advice on brushing your teeth. They then hit the road as salesmen, going door-to-door to sell Rubber Nipples.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Mike Buckley is haunted by the ghost of Ricky Hagerty, his friend who drowned, and his old bike.

Today's episode is sponsored by 10-K Sports Drink. At the box office The Fugitive stays on the run from those pesky Surf Ninjas. On the Billboard charts UB40 is still 'Falling In Love'.

Do-Do-Do-Do You Have it?? It's GUTS All Stars!

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Ren is excited when his cousin, Svën, is coming over for a visit, until he finds out that Svën is an idiot just like Stimpy.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, an aspiring pet detective investigates his mother's new boyfriend, who he suspects is a werewolf.

It's the SNICKiversary! SNICK celebrates 1 year on the air, and we celebrate with out first ever guest! Sponsored by Fisher Price's 3-in-1 Tournament Table Game. At the box office Jason Goes To Hell, while The Fugitive is still on the run from those Men In Tights. On the Billboard charts UB40 gets Slammed by Onyx.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa and Sam find their friendship in jeopardy after going out on a romantic date.

Over at the Roundhouse, the kids' lives go through a major change after Mom gives birth to a new baby brother.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, the pioneering spirit is abound in this re-telling of the colonization of the north American continent. With the motto "We Always Get Our Butts Kicked!", Ren and Stimpy set out across forests, deserts, mountains and vast snow fields atop lumbering yaks. Can they tap into the nation's vast natural resources to bring about prosperity?

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a spoiled rich kid and his babysitter head off to his aunt's house in the country where there's a ghost haunting the place during the cold weather.

Today's episode is sponsored by Crocodile Mile. The Fugitive is on the run at the box office. While The Meteor Man Frees Willy In The Line of Fire. On the Billboard charts we Can't Help Falling In Love with Tony! Toni! Toné!

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam sets up himself and Clarissa on a double blind date. Clarissa is beseiged by visions of a blind date from hell. But after Sam describes how cool her date is, she begins to think that she might be the geek.

Over at the Roundhouse, Robin tries to fit in with the popular girls until she realizes what is really important.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, we discuss Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Ren & Stimpy Story. A documentary that explores the rise and fall of The Ren & Stimpy Show and its controversial creator, John Kricfalusi.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, an adolescent girl who loves fairy tales learns that they are not what they are cracked up to be.

Today's episode is sponsored by Super Soaker MDS. We get Married to An Axe Murderer at the box office, and Robin Hood has a bunch of Men In Tights. Plus, we're gong to walk "500 Miles" on the Billboard charts.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam scores two tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. Clarissa wants to attend the concert but also feels obligated to DJ her grandparents' anniversary party.

Over at the Roundhouse, the cast confronts their greatest fears.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Ren and Stimpy join the Army, where they begin basic training under a very demanding Drill Sargent.

Next, George Liquor buys Ren and Stimpy from a pet store and puts them on a rigorous training program; when Ren and Stimpy are thrown into the pound, they start partying, until they realize what really happens if dogs aren't adopted in time.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, after a day in the park, babysitter Louise and two pre-teenagers get lost in the highway and stop at a mansion where things aren't what they seem.

Today's episode is sponsored by Cool Whip. The Coneheads get Sleepless in Seattle at the box office. And we "Can't Help Falling in Love" on the Billboard charts.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa fears a future life of crime after accidentally stealing some lingerie from a store. Returning the merchandise proves to be harder than taking it.

Over at the Roundhouse, the kids struggle in their quest for independence.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, in another scheme to feed and shelter themselves for free, the pair approach a zoo keeper disguised as monkeys. Will they take on the habits of the crude, resident chimp, or is the simian lifestyle too grotesque even for Ren and Stimpy? 

We then follow the unusual and bizarre adventures of "Powdered Toast Man" as he is called on for various rescue missions.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a teenager who was injured in a car crash buys a potion from a magic shop to become more popular.

Today's episode is sponsored by Lite Brite. Willy gets Free at the box office, while Hocus Pocus holds Firm In the Line of Fire. On the Billboard charts, Whoomp there SWV is!

On Clarissa Explains It All, Ferguson tries out for the football team in an effort to win Marshall's bet with a neighbor. Clarissa uses exercise to get Ferguson into shape.

Over at the Roundhouse, Greg gets 'in trouble' repeatedly and deals with the consequences.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Convinced that wrestling is all an act, Mad Dog Höek (Ren) and Killer Kodoogan (Stimpy) are thrown into the wrestling ring for a bout against the enormous Lout Brothers, Lump and Loaf.

Next, we see the Ren and Stimpy spend "the next twelve minutes" inside a mansion haunted by a shy, depressed and thoroughly non-scary Casper-like ghost.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, an aspiring writer finds a typewriter that makes whatever is written about somebody come true.

Today's episode is sponsored by Bubble Tape. The Park stands Firm In the Line of Fire, as our Rookie of the Year takes the mound. On the Billboard charts, Janet gets Weak from SWV.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa goes to music class and the only instrument left is the flute. It used to be a drag to play but she's been playing effortlessly and beautifully. Mrs. Doppeldew, the music teacher, wants Clarissa to do a flute solo at next week's music recital.

Over at the Roundhouse, The kids cope with divorce despite the fact that their parents are the only married couple in school

Then on Ren & Stimpy, our favorite cat and dog visit a young fan at his home.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Karin and her brother Billy spend most of their time on the unused 13th floor of their apartment building, but one day, they visit the floor and find out it isn't the same.