A sexy chef guides me through making dinner only to be interrupted by annoying ads which leave me with pizza on my face..oh and I must not forget...

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A few wine-fuelled ramblings about life, the universe and everything..mainly how do things happen and how wine could possibly not be the answer but I will keep trying any way

The struggles of getting a beach body, flying and holidays...with a stopover at the perils of waxing.

A quick tour of the party scene, from waking up with gnomes hammering inside your head, through kids parties..to teenage fumblings ending in the competitive world of the dinner party - all human life is here and told with a hangover !

All about the confusing world of television, from sex-mad hospital staff to kids tv presenters overdoing the 'perky'...from the dulcet tones of Sir David Attenborough guiding me through flatpack furniture only to end on reality TV - it's all here !

Some vox pops, a desperate telemarketer and Harry Potter make it an interesting morning for me, as I find out how clever the British are (or perhaps not all of them !)

Another peek into my home, only this time with a distinctly nautical flavour as I meet Gethsemane Fibbert-Butt looking for wayward seaman and Iona Pantyhose who is explosively recruiting for the Navy using a bath ! All while I speculate on life, death and cucumbers with anxiety.

So many kitchen tables, so little time..me trying to deal with the ups and downs in the lives of unexpected guests and interruptions with a some chuckles, some giggles and maybe even a few real laughs ! Harmless fun with a large dollop of innuendo and cheek.