So Horrified!

This week, we take on Death House, a movie that desperately wants to be "The Expendables" for the horror genre. Jason Voorhees himself, Kane Hodder, stars in this gore-fest about a super-advanced prison housing the world's most evil criminals.Written by Leatherface actor Gunnar Hansen, and featuring appearances by Tony Todd ("Candyman"), Michael Berryman ("The Hills Have Eyes"), and the late, great Sid Haig ("The Devil's Rejects"), this movie really should have been good. Spoiler Alert: it wasn't. Death House is available on Netflix.

In our debut episode, we tackle The Girl on the Third Floor, a movie about a philandering ex-businessman who moves into a house that really hates toxic masculinity. Wrestler-turned-wooden-actor CM Punk stars in this horror movie for the #MeToo era, but can he body slam his way out of all these plot holes?The Girl on the Third Floor is available on Netflix.