So What'd I Miss

We've seen Evil Dead. We've Seen Evil Dead 2. Somehow we showed up wayyy late for Ash Vs. Evil Dead. Chin-Daddy Bruce has got a new set of teeth! Too bad the Amy Winehouse of the gang is ass-up and passed out half the time, cause the Cloverfield monster done wandered off the lot.

From the makers of #GreysAnatomy, another show your girlfriend watches: SCANDAL. We've never seen an episode, so we're starting with the FINALE. Gun Control. Gun Control? Gun Control. Can you believe the president has SEX?? It's a #SCANDAL !

Before there was Black Panther on the big screen, we had MANTIS on Fox in the 90's! Better plug in your battery pack for this one, because yes, it involves a mountain man having sex with an invisible dinosaur, while steamy hot LL Bean models complete some sort of mission (i mean, it's the 90's), and our hero is just looking for a damn outlet to plug into, you guys.

Hold on to your entire uterus! Somehow the 3 of us made it out of the 90s without watching a single episode of ER--and now that it's streaming, we're skipping to the end! Uncle Jesse says NO to Teen Drinking! How many Gilmore Girl Rory's can YOU fit up YOUR vagina? Isn't George Clooney supposed to be in this? Who's gonna suck my d&@% when you're gone!?

Kyle XY: the boy with no bellybutton! And boy, do random babes in tanks like to break into his room and touch it! Special guest comedian Alfred Ward joins us in discussing this early 2010's twee scifi fare having ONLY seen the finale. Formerly The Christian Broadcast Network (currently FreeForm) ABC Family is shockingly sexual. 50 Shades of No Bellybutton.

Only one of us dates girls who make him watch Vampire Diaries--the rest of us are in the freakin DARK in this SHOWSPLAINER special--where our boy-in-the-know must SHOWSPLAIN what we don't know. Like, what does death mean in this universe? Does Catherine just get off on getting stabbed multiple times and cosplaying as her friends' friends? What's up with Fake Rob Lowe and Fake Young Morrisey doing the blood-swap thing? What about bloodborn pathogens? Allow us to SHOWSPLAIN you, the series finale of Vampire Diaries

Private Practice! A show about life, love, and how it's all about the journey! Dead family? Here's a psychiatrist! Havin' a baby? Private Practice! Divorcing McDreamy? Grey's Anatomy spin-off! What is this shit? It's the series finale of Private Practice!

#JeremyPiven the Piv. Hate to see him go but we love to watch him leave. #metoo #SWDIM podcast is about to rip his cancelled show to SHREDS. shreds i tell you. #WisdomOfTheCrowd, another stinker from our friends at #CBS. it's like #LawAndOrder but on a computer!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CARLA FROM #Scrubs? Well, she's a maid now in #Lifetime series Devious Maids. In this week's finale, it's not the maids who are devious--it's a loosely-veiled Harvey Weinstein figure whose got some comeuppance comin' MAID-STYLE. Which begs the question: did producer Eva Longoria know something we didn't know...before we knew it? HER TOO? WHAT? These sassy housekeepers bust much more than dust, and so do we, as we dive ass-first into the finale, with no context from previous episodes, of your favorite Desperate Housewives spin-off.

So you missed rapture too? Don't worry, because the good folks at 'So What'd I Miss?' discover that rapture kinda blows, especially the Australian kind of rapture. Journey with us as we discuss the terrific, Christian-scented finale of the premium HBO show -- The Leftovers.