Alden teaches Cecily that Club Penguin is not a perverted hook up site and spends all their penguin coins on a tasteful hat. Then the crew watches the seminal Oscar-worthy masterwork, Holes. (Dig it uh oh oh, dig it!)

Alden checks in on the many tamagotchi corpses left in Cecily's wake and Cecily surprises Alden with a frozen treat. Then our duo jumps into Cecily's most formative childhood show (and the source of most of her mouth sounds), The Wild Thornberrys. 

Hosts Cecily Breaux and Alden Derck kick off their inaugural episode with a special surprise gift before learning valuable lessons about the science of pheromones from Max Keeble's (no "R") Big Move.