Soaping Up

Matthew & Jackie discuss the perils of duck itch, the opinion Excel experts have about themselves in comparison to the rest of the world, and tackle more questions about the huge world of absolutely nothing. They also invite the one and only Samantha Irby to come on over and Soap Up!

Jackie recaps her trip upstate while Matthew continues to struggle pronouncing “Piseco” properly. The pair discuss the good old days of dial-up modems and sex offenders, and have a serious debate over who their favorite Disney princess is.

Matthew uncovers the true story behind Jackie’s Tinder date with a plagiarizer, and finds out whether or not it’s appropriate to accept a frozen pot pie on a first date after you’ve already seen each other naked.
Also, the twosome extend their first invitation to the incredibly talented Sarah Cooper to come have a chat, share a laugh, and maybe even a masked hug.

On this episode, Matthew and Jackie recap their Boston boat  adventure while revealing exactly where Paul Revere brunched on a typical Sunday in 1780.
Also, you'll find out why Jackie would send topless photos to a stranger who was simply attempting to buy her used mattress (en Español...kind of)

On this episode, you’ll find out which member of our dynamic duo received the “good” half of the friendship necklace heart, and what happens if you run over an animal right in the middle of a funny story. From roadkill to orthopedic shoes, Matthew and Jackie have all the nothing you didn’t know you needed.

In their debut episode together, Matthew and Jackie set sail into the vast seas of nothingness. Get ready for a voyage through topics like dating, inappropriate food sharing, and stunning wardrobe choices. You may even find out where Matthew is hiding that K-Cup!

Matthew Evan Paine of "Soaping Up" interviews Zach Tinker at the 46th Daytime Emmy Awards

Matthew Evan Paine of "Soaping Up" interviews William Lipton at the 46th Daytime Emmy Awards

Matthew Evan Paine of "Soaping Up" interviews Robert Scott Wilson at the 46th Daytime Emmy Awards

Matthew Evan Paine of "Soaping Up" interviews Olivia Rose Keegan at the 46th Daytime Emmy Awards