Soberless Thoughts

Alex and Mike are back finally after taking a long break over the holidays.

Alex and Mike are back with another episode! What is this one about... well Mike talks about his new diet and how fat he is, which leads to further conversation revolved around Cheese and those who cuck said cheese.

Alex and Mike bring you one of the scariest encounters they've ever had to deal with while recording an episode of the podcast. Oh, and they also talk about how to survive a chupacabra.

Alex and Mike give you 10 steps on how to survive an encounter with a Succubus... BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! You'll also be given 10 additional steps on how to survive an encounter with an Incubus. That's double the steps, double the amount of fun!

Alex with full audio this time, talks us through the best ways of surviving an encounter with Camp Crystal Lake's most infamous little camper, Jason Voorhees.

Welcome to October, and by October we mean our annual How to Survive series. This week's episode Mike gives you all the signs to recognize a haunted doll in your home. Then, how to survive that haunted doll.

Alex and Mike are back talking about Miami Vice, Band Names, Perception of Reality, creative writing, aliens are real, Benjamin Franklin is a serial killer, the habit of two sleeps, BBC, insomnia, dad fantasies, lucid dreaming, horror movies, the afterlife, our first dogs, animal dicks, the science of nuts, the dixie line, pet foxes and much more.

Alex and Mike talk about lactose intolerance and estrogen filled drinks. Also, lots of discussion about ladies' restrooms, Buc-ee's restrooms, and dick doodling. Finally, the conversation leads to dating flaws, kayaking the Grand Canyon, our new favorite conspiracy... cat people vs lizard people!

Alex and Mike talk about change jars, bar co-workers, lizard people, beauty standards, butt implants, political jokes, Keltic fest, Indian Bicep Injections, pill heads, Spotify playlists, inappropriate dinnerware, religious customers and then they mention Rick Rubin.