Soccer Neophytes

Soccer Neophytes

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Soccer Neophytes episodes

  • S3E11: The Cream Always Rises to the Top, Oh Yeeeaaahh!

    Fans are back at the stadiums, but is that a good thing?

    Wolves with a brutal loss to the champs.
    MUFC with a great half of football, but not enough to make Pogba happy.
    SUFC with the worst start in PL history, but do the stats match up?
    Kane-Son: A match made in heaven.
    Macho Man always says, “The cream always rises to the top!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=1wYoWdprfD0
    Kyle lets us know if Liverpool has enough strikers to get Liverpool to the top of his Golden Boot race.

    Kyle's Focus: Liverpool

    Concept of the Week: 5 Yellows by Boxing Day!

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 2 min
  • S3E10: Prayers for Raul

    We discuss the devastating injury to Raul Jimenez and how Wolves responded admirably in the Hughes Derby, Manchester United playing well and scoring 3(!) goals NOT by PK, Leeds impressive run of back-to-back clean sheets (are they the new Burnley?), the London Derby snoozer, and Fulham finally converts a Penalty.

    Kyle helps us understand what the hell an Albion is and hands out a few Golden Boots

    Kyle's Focus: Brighton AND Hove Albion

    Term of the Week: Swinger

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    50 min
  • S3E9: 25 Shots, 4 On Target (aka Nate's College Years)

    It's nearly the quarter mark of the season and Kyle releases his first Golden Boot Tiers…all named after American football “legends”. Get the first inside glimpse into how he’s thinking.

    The most surprising nil-nil draw, a whole Jota love, Burnley gets on the board, mid-table blah, and who is the real deal at the top of the table? Oh, and a controversy regarding Hotspurs?

    Kyle's Focus: Tottenham Football Team

    Term of the Week: Kits/Shirts

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 8 min
  • S3E8: Do the Fulham Shuffle

    The most American podcast yet!

    We use all our American sports knowledge to fix all the problems of the Premier League: handballs, offsides, and subs.  We also talk Wolves and Manchester United per usual, Kane's 150th, Spectacular Eze and Bruno & a short American watch.

    Kyle's Focus: Crystal Palace

    Term of the Week: Derby

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 9 min
  • S3E7: Fred Has Naked Pictures of Ole

    Everton drops, Wolves rise and Manchester United stays towards the bottom.  Teams are starting to show their true colors as we get through week 7.  We talk Southampton's nice form, but how will they fare if Ings misses time, is Chelsea a legit contender with Mendy in goal, and speaking of keepers, is this the first sign that Pickford will soon be out? And as always we talk Red Cards, a (little) American watch, check out some hair, and bring back an old favorite, Which Team is Real?

    Term of the Week: Clean Sheet

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    52 min
  • S3E6: Everton are the 1980s Pistons

    We think Kyle slept through the recording, so its just Chris and Nate back for old times sake! We talk Wolves heartbreaking draw and Man U's boring draw, celebrate Marcus Rashford's great work, talk about Bamford's hat-trick, and much more!

    Term of the Week: N/A

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    38 min
  • S3E5: Follow Me to Goalapalooza

    The boys are back after the international break...but the Premier League crazy didn't miss a beat.  Lots of Red Card (or lack there of) talk, another Niners Sunday night football game, the a Spurs epic collapse, a goal of the year candidate and (ugh) are Aston Villa actually good?  Kyle focuses on Chelsea with some not-so-surprising low golden boot marks, but one very surprising one!

    Term of the Week: Wall Pass

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    48 min
  • S3E4: 1 Minute of Joy and 89 Minutes of Horror

    The boys are scattered all over the US, but manage to check in and chat about another crazy weekend that leaves us with only two unbeaten teams in Everton and Aston Villa.  Leeds draw with City seems a distant memory compared to Manchester United and Liverpool's thumpings they took on Sunday.  

    Term of the Week: Brace

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    43 min
  • S3E3: They Didn't Tie, Chris!

    Goals, goals, goals! Another crazy weekend with City getting crushed by LCFC, Wolves embarrassing loss, MUFC get an undeserved 3 points, Leeds making their home in the Premier League, a very silent American Watch and Kyle gives us a recap of his match of the week: West Brom-Chelsea.  

    Term of the Week: Draw/Tie

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    52 min
  • S3E2: No Matter How Bad Your Weekend Was, It Wasn't As Bad As Fulham's

    We talk Wolves big transfer news, MUFC's horrible match and why Chris is ready to see Ole leave, and we talk the lack of American's featured this weekend.  Fulham and West Brom continue to look abysmal, Everton and Arsenal near the top of the table!

    We also bring back a fan favorite segment: Which team is real? Chris and Kyle try their best to not get too embarassed.

    Term of the Week: Transfers/Loans Explained!

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    56 min

About Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes.