Soccer Neophytes

Chris and Nate, two babies, begin rearing their newborn football neophyte, Kyle.

Kyle shares his thoughts on Liverpool-Leeds, clearly the game of the weekend while Nate focuses on Arsenal-Fulham.  We talk about American performances, the big news around Christian Pulisic getting the #10, and of course the new hairstyles that stood out!

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Football Neophytes Podcast is back for season 3!

This season, Kyle Smith, a true football neophyte, joins Chris and Nate.  They will help him navigate the Premier League in hopes of discovering a team for him to support.

In this season preview, Kyle gets introduced to the Premier League, Chris and Nate make their Top 7 and relegation predictions and all three talk through the new kits.

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

We're already into the first week of December, but we look back at November!

Wolves are up to 5th and Man U sits 2 points behind in 6th.  But we do talk other things: a broken leg, lots of manager turnover, TWO Americans scoring in the Premier League, and much more.

We also introduce a couple of new segments: What We've Learned and (the highly anticipated) Is This a Real Team?, where Chris has to decide if the team is real or made up by Nate.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)

Chris and Nate are back! After a 6 week hiatus, Chris talked Nate into re-emerging for a monthly podcast! 

We take a look at all that took place since we last recorded including the resurgence of both Man U and Wolves, an impressive win by Wolves over Man City, Christian Pulisic's perfect hat trick, as well as red cards, cups, and lots more.

We're glad to be back!

Chris and Nate record via phone this week as Chris skips out on an in-person recording to attend the Mumford and Sons concert.  

Despite being under the weather and his beard continually scratching the mic throughout the recording, Nate laments over his hapless Wolves while Chris rejoices in his scrappy Red Devils.  Of course we talk about the biggest upset in recent Premier League history (by our beloved Pukki) as well as touch on all the going ons around the league...and lament at the fact that there is no American Watch this week.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)

A disastrous weekend is averted for Nate as Raul scores in the 97th minute to keep Wolves out of the relegation zone, but a 2-1 loss at home to Crystal Palace has Chris sour.  A red card and Christian Pulisic's best Premier League performance so far highlight week 3.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)

Nate and Chris record immediately following the Football Neophytes Derby from The Harp Pub in Gilbert, AZ.  

You'll get instant, post-match reactions, Pulisic's mediocre first start, more Pukki love, and keeper hats?!

Plus lots of other shenanigans from the boys.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)

The 2019-20 Premier League is here! 

Pulisic debut...

Man U throttles Chelsea!

Man City and Liverpool pick up where they left off...but is the Allison injuring going to cost LFC crucial points?

Will the Wolves ever score?

VAR sucks!

And other ramblings from Nate and Chris.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)

Nate and Chris share about how season two is going to look as well as make some bold predictions for the upcoming season.  Chris mispronounces multiple names, Nate shares some hair envy, and as always we dis Newcastle beer.

Theme song is Born Ready by Flex Vector (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Flex_Vector/20190131191544588/Flex_Vector_-_Born_Ready_1591)