Soccer Touchdown

Soccer Touchdown

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  • Episode 74: Wait, One More Thing...
    After being pressured into recording an episode by listener James. JP & Zippy stammer their way through recording without any preparation whatsoever.
    Discussion of Timbers / Thorns recent form, GOJ and his cologne, World Cup, and the new Tanner Ridge expansion, oh but wait, they've got just one more thing...
    Show Notes:
    00:00 - JP Surprises Zippy

Intro Jam: Komeda - Boogie Woogie Rock N’ Roll 

4:00 - Seattle Away / TACO / Timbers Talk
    17:00 - Timbers Need a Bicycle Kick Coach

26:00 - Cologne Talk
    31:00 - Thorns Talk
    41:30 - World Cup
    51:30 - Future of STD

58:00 - We’re giving away signed photos of Vytas
    100:30 - Tanner Ridge Providence Park Expansion Talk
    108:30 - Timbers Can Beat Any Of These SOB’s! 

Outro Jam: The Lashes - Sometimes The Sun
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 73: This Is A Big F**king Deal
    In which the JP & Zippy address some concerning activity that have taken place in the Providence Park TA section. Friend of the show Emilie reads and open letter to the TA.
    Intro Jam:
    Last Dinosaurs - Weekend
    2:00 - Thorns talk
    5:30 - Hinkle's hatred of gay people
    13:00 - Parson's on the loss
    15:30 - Shittle Flounders are hot garbage this season
    19:30 - Timbers talk
    27:30 - Racist fans boo Adi before he's even stepped on the pitch
    32:30 - Emilie joins to talk about TA sexual harassment
    34:00 - Open letter to the TA
    47:30 - Reasons to not watch the World Cup
    50:00 - World Cup Group G & H
    1:04 - CONIFA World Cup
    1:08 - STDSIAFIMLSFL
    1:15 - VM from Luke
    1:17 - Vytas autographed photo giveaway
    1:20 - United Cats of Ameowica
    Outro Jam:
    Tacocat - Men Explain Things To Me
    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 72: Livin' La Vytas Loca
    In which JP & Zippy sit down for a chat with Timbers left back, Vytas the Great, discussing his injury recovery, whether he's a time traveler, what he'll do after soccer, and his investments in real estate and crypto-currency.
    Intro: Hymn of Lithuania
    2' How to pronounce Vytautas Andriuškevičius
    6' Van Talk
    17' Vytas' soccer journey
    26' Statz
    33' World Cup
    51' The Hawaii false alarm story
    58' That creepy Dutch interviewer
    1:02' Book talk
    1:06' Impressions of North America
    1:10' Exploring Oregon
    1:16' Injury talk
    1:31' A New coach
    1:37' Charity talk
    1:43' Really? Ok, really. Ref talk
    1:44 Going deep...Vytas blows your mind.
    1:51' 20 years from now...
    Outro: Vytautas Kernagis: "Kai sirpsta vysnios Suvalkijoj"
    2 hr
  • Episode 71: Bowling, Brad Bobley, and Barawa
    In which JP & Zippy join forces once again to discuss Timbers, Thorns, and T2. We also chat about ConIFA World Football Cup. GOJ delivers his latest installment of the United Cats of Ameowica (New Hampshire). Oh, and has Zippy ever told you about his travels?
    0-11 Africa Talk
    11-45 Timbers talk (mostly)
    48 Zippy rants about time zones
    50 intermission
    52 Thorns talk, live from a bowling alley
    1:04 T2
    1:12 ConIFA
    1:33 United Cats of Ameowica
    Please e-mail us at [email protected], tweet or insta @soccertouchdown, and we're probably on facebook too.
    1 hr 41 min
  • Episode 70: A Royal Cluster F---K
    Special guest host PJ sits down with Zippy & chats Salem bands, Thorns vs. Utah Royals and the drama surround their "court", Timbers thrashing of NYCFC, OPTA's crazy possession definition, and the Taber Poutine.
    Show Notes:
    Intro Jam: Little Green Cars - Big Red Dragon
    3:00 - Salem music scene talk
    6:30 - PJ’s Timbers origin story
    21:00 - Thorns recap
    32:30- MP, Soccer Expert
    39:00 - Comic nerds rejoice
    45:00 - FIFA is now an ethics watchdog
    50:00 - Team tattoo talk
    52:00 - Remember me: Lovel Palmer & Chugger Adair
    58:30 - Timbers vs. NYCFC recap (this Ridgewell guy is okay)
    1:10:30 - Defining possession, OPTA is weird
    1:21:30 - Save the tots!
    1:37 - Linguistics corner
    Outro Jam: the Widgets - Peppermint Paddy
    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 69: The Longest Line
    In which it's the home opening weekend for both the Timbers & Thorns! The boys are joined by Erin Jean as they chat both matches, outrage over opening day concessions, and why Providence Park has the best bathrooms in Portland.
    Show Notes:
    Intro Jam: Singin’ In The Rain
    

8:30 - Timbers starting lineup / player performances.
    14:00 - Slight diversion to bitch about concessions nightmare.
    20:30 - Back to player performances in the match.
    38:00 - Gio’s transparency or lack there of.
    45:30 - MP on Grant Wahl’s Planet Futbal talk
    51:00 - Hat trick talk.
    54:00 - Buddy Bands!
    55:30 - Thorns talk
    1:18:00 - EJO Thorns report.
    1:23:00 - Jess Fishlock & meanness in women’s football.
    1:37:00 - United Cats of Emewoica.
    Outro: Make Them Laugh from Singin’ In The Rain
    1 hr 46 min
  • Episode 68: Baldo's Revenge
    In which the boys chat a tough pill to swallow in the most recent Timbers loss, what films Ridgey has been watching this week off, and why RSL is stealing all our talent! As well, the boys cover World Cup group F, remember Timbers of the past, and discuss why JP wants to eat a shark.
    Show Notes:
    Intro Song:
    The Get Up Kids - Close To Me (Cure Cover)
    4:00 - Timbers Recap.
    24:00 - JP poses a kljestan, Barcelona or White Caps?
    28:00 - RSL is stealing all our talent!
    35:30 - Poutine Report.
    42:00 - Thorns talk.
    45:00 - T2 chatter
    49:00 - Ping Pong O Rama.
    52:30 - Remembering Timbers of the past.
    1:01:30 - VAR goal celebration. Taking a look at it.
    1:07:00 - MU signs first DP.
    1:10:30 - World Cup Group F
    1:33:00 - STDSIAFIMLSFA
    1:45:00 - VM from the other Zippy
    1:46:00 - JP wants to eat a shark but thinks that lobsters are cute.
    1:49:30 - United Cats Of Emeowica.
    1:51:00 - Kool Aid talk.
    1:53:30 - New review.
    Outro Jam:
    The Lost Brothers - Where The Shadows Go
    2 hr
  • Episode 67: The Impossible Hotdog
    Recap of Timbers, Thorns, and T2 action. Group E of World Cup 2018. We talk Zlatan, STD’s succession plan, Merritt Paulson throws a hotdog at the traveling TA, EJO with a Thorns update, generally an all around good time. Intro: Fyfe Dangerfield Outro: Mark Mothersbaugh.
    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 66: The Blood
    In which Zippy & JP rescue a dog, discuss JP's tendency to bring his own ice to bars, chatter about Christen Press ending up a Thorn, Russia World Cup boycotts. We also learn about the blood, GOJ's girlfriend, and the cutest teams in MLS & the NWSL.
    Show Notes:
    Intro Song: Phum Viphurit - Lover Boy
    1:00 - Soccer Touchdown Dog Rescue
    5:00 - Made stuff up to talk about / Timbers talk
    12:00 - The Blood
    15:20 - Clint Douchey red card
    20:00 - Sambot’s world ranking of clubs
    27:00 - T2 talk
    30:30 - MLS happenings
    37:00 - Thorns talk
    43:00 - Christen Press chatter
    47:00 - GOJ’s assessment of cutest teams in NWSL & MLS
    49:30 - Possible FIFA’s women’s league talk
    54:30 - JP’s has complaints about Russia.
    100:30 - San Diego Sockers talk
    102:00 - Leo’s Awesome comics
    104:30 - STSIAFIMLSFL update
    110:30 - Voice mails
    122:00 - United Cats of Emewoica
    126:00 - New iTunes review
    Outro Jam: The Vandals - My Girlfriend’s Dead
    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 65: Sunshine In An Even Year
    In which the boys meander through the first few weeks of Timbers play, get REAL excited about sunshine & Thorns, and we learn about JP's first love and Zippy's exploding insides.
    Show Notes:
    Intro Jam: Slow Magic - Waited 4 U (ODESZA Remix)
    3:30 - Viewing Party Banter
    9:00 - Timbers Talk
    26:00 - T2 Chatter
    37:50 - Erin Jean’s Thorns Report
    49:00 - Thorns Intermission Report
    56:30 - Cornbread Banter
    57:00 - Post Thorns Match Analysis
    1:01 - General News
    1:09 - STSIAFIFL Update
    1:19 - World Cup Group D Talk
    1:25 - Better Know A JP
    1:29 - Back to World Cup Group D Talk
    1:38 - Gleaming the Cube Fawning
    1:42 - Emails & Voicemails
    1:53 - United Cats of Emeowica
    Outro Jam: Two Hours Traffic - Sure Can Start
    2 hr 1 min

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Soccer Touchdown is a Portland based podcast that takes a community and fan oriented approach to enjoying all things soccer, including local clubs like Timbers & Thorns, but also clubs from around the world and the supporter culture that drives them on. If you are interested in featuring on Soccer Touchdown, please listen to the pod, and contact us at [email protected] and/or @soccertouchdown on twitter, insta, or facebook. You can also give us a call anytime, and leave us a voicemail at 503-660-FANZ (3269)with questions, comments, or topics you'd like us to discuss.