We drop the Oxenhammer as we sit down with Author, Director, and former Pro Footballer, Gwendolyn Oxenham to discuss her fascinating new book, Under the Lights and In the Dark: Untold Stories of Women’s Soccer, as well as some other topics surrounding the current stat of Women's Football.

In which the boys recap RSL away, and dig deeper into the question, is Zarek Valentin cool? By sitting down with the man himself to chat about facial hair, Caleb Porter, his love of Lutefisk, and golden puppy showers.

JP & Zippy discuss the cheese you can grill and whether or not it's a euphemism. Also soccer: Timbers, Thorns, T2, USMNT, Ekstraklasa, Damallsvenskan, Elitettan. Is Zarek Valentin cool? And some guy had his bike stolen, needs a new one. Lastly, Kansas! Oh and The Other Zippy is dealt swift justice. Oh and what else...Zippy is probably going to be watching Arrival at the end of the season.

the boys recap Thorns / Timbers action, EJO's with another crackin' Thorns recap, JP tells tales of Shittle away, GOJ gives him advice on how to NOT get diarrhea while at Century Link field, Fantasy soccer drama, and the Soccer Touchdown movie critics give their favorite summer flicks.

In which the boys discuss the Solar Eclipse, latest Timbers / Thorns / T2 action. Interview with the Soccer Tours, Steven about his Soccer journey across America.

EJO gives us her Thorns recap, and GOJ's United Cats of Emeowica visits Indiana.

In which JP & Zippy discuss the latest Timbers, Thorns, and T2 action. We remark on Legia Warsaw's tifo display, The 2017 Euros, Stan Kroenke, Forest Green Rovers FC, Video Review, and the latest auction for Thorns jerseys. Lastly we hear from GOJ and his latest installment of United Cats of Ameowica, and he wishes us a happy 50th.

In which the boys discuss a series of tournament happenings, Timbers vs Dynamo, why they hate golf, the other Vitas, and Fredie Adu, the old vacuum cleaner.

In which there are perspectives given on the last few weeks of matches for the depleted Thorns & Timbers teams. Fan interviews, GOJ's United Cats of Emeowica, and Mike Petke gives the greatest post game interview ever.

In which the boys are joined by Beef Corndog & Dano from the Timbros to discuss recent PDX team woes, a recent sign staying "Porter Out", the recent firing of 4 Brazilian players, and when we can expect a new Timbros episode. GOJ gives us the Georgia United Cats of Ameowica.

The boys chat with friends of the pod, Erin & Colby on Flounders match day, and then discuss a rough week of matches in the Rose City. Discussion of sportsmanship, JP's broken heart at T2 parting ways with Dylan Damraoui, and the phenomenal 90's film, Demolition Man. GOJ files a report from the T2 match.