The boys chat St. Paddy's, Timbers vs. Dynamo, Zippy's smashed ticker, dating advice with GOJ, and Thorns & T2 roster announcements. Interviews with 107ist Board Member, Drew Picard, and Dynamo fans in PDX. As well, the boys ponder, who is Soccer Touchdown's Screech?

Timbers vs. Galaxy recap, a look ahead to Thorns preseason, "Zippy! The spreadsheets!", San Diego Burritos, Lalas is lame sauce, VM from Luke Poutine, JP likely drunk.

Another installment in the saga of the Dino Suit, as the boys talk Timbers 2017 home opener, PDX-UN-Soccer-Pod gathering, and hot dish. Another installment of "Wait, I Don't Understand", and new segment, "Dammit Zippy". As well, the boys hang with and interview Minnesota United fans.

It's STD's Anniversary! The boys are joined by JP's lovely wife (who made them a cake!)as they discuss the Timbers last pre-season match, the Thorns latest moves, and JP makes one last push for the STD "Set It and Forget It" Fantasy League. Special roving report from the log blessing, and LA.

Soccer Touchdown MLS Fantasy Soccer League. This is a "Set it and Forget it" league. No transfers allowed after March 3rd. Enter code: 10553-2072 Winner will receive a custom Dino Suit paid for by Zippy. If Zippy wins the league, JP will provide him a rhinestone encrusted Neil Diamond T-shirt. The league will feature GOJ, Beef Corndog, Cody Jones and more! Be sure to listen to the final 2 minutes ;)

JP & Zippy discuss Timbers preseason, Video Assisted Referring, and Timbers possible new CB, Banana Yaya. Special roving reporters Polly & Dan file report for Timbers in Tucson. Peter Czimmermannn, President of Vancouver Whitecaps supports group, Vancouver Southsiders, discusses Southsiders decision to not organize travel to matches in the USA due to Trump's travel ban.

The boys discuss the Timbers first preseason match, disturbing evidence that PRO Referees are implicitly biased against dark skinned players, what offseason moves the Thorns have made, and Zippy surprises JP with a new segment.

Something strange is brewing as the boys spend and afternoon with Ghost of Jeanderson, educating him about one of the greatest films ever made.

The Christmas Special! JP tells us how he feels about egg nog. The boys discuss their fav Christmas movies and music, and Zippy has 14 costume changes. As well as find time to touch on some of the most recent Timbers & Thorns moves, and while abroad, Zippy interviews British fan, Steve Lee about his perspective as a Timbers fan living in England.

The boys chat trumors (true rumors) around MLS, the remaining MLS playoffs. As well check in with each other about the Election, Thanksgiving, Pumpkin Pie, and the impending end of the world under a Trump presidency. In the end, JP doesn’t wanna talk about it.