*Correction - my chubby little fingers kept mucking up the electoral college map! Earlier episode titles have different numbers for Biden Vs Trump, but Florida for Biden, plus Arizona, Michigan, Penn. & Wis make up 319. I'll apologies profusely on Friday* Northern Ireland are starting a four week circuit break from Friday. Plus, I predict Biden will win the election with Florida, but Trump will hold on to Ohio, Georgia and North Carolina. It's a cautious prediction (the polls suggest a bigger win for Biden) and I'll review it closer to November 3rd. *Swearing*

After much hype, Sausage Johnson announces very little to an underwhelmed, cynical public. The R value won't be too affected by the 3 tiers. SAGE called for big changes three weeks ago, including a two week circuit break and online University teaching! *Swearing*

Margaret Ferrier the SNP MP, who is thinking of changing her name to Rose Garden because she's so good at spreading Covid, has blamed her terrible decision making on the poor virus! Also, Trump crashes into Earth and Cindy McCain is campaigning for Biden. Plus, the world's youngest Trend Report. *Swearing*

I discuss how the last nightmarish few days are the fault of an incompetent government. We've never come so close to having Covid find a way into this house. Thankfully, we are still Covid free. *Swearing*

Michelle Obama dissects the choice in this election, the polls look good for Biden and Scotland restrict drinking in pubs. Watch Michelle Obama's speech here: https://youtu.be/5l_Xz2MIh4s *Swearing*

Trump wants to project the idea of strength and is bored of staying at Walter Reed, so he's going back to the White House! Meanwhile Hattie Mancock explains how a computer error put 50,000 lives at risk! *Swearing*

Trump is now on three experimental therapeutic regimes to combat his Covid-19. We analyse his doctor's press briefings, his video and his publicity shots showing him hard at work at two different desks! Plus, the trend report looks at the week's cases around the world.

How ill is the president? Breaking news tonight that he has been flown by helicopter to Walter Reed hospital. What are the implications? We discuss two different futures depending on the severity of Trump's covid illness. Plus, Biden wishes Trump the best an SNP MP sheds Covid in the House of Commons before getting a train to Scotland! *Swearing - but not as bad as Kathy Burke!*

Huge news with potentially historic implications: Trump has just tested positive for Covid!

Trump crashes the debate. He needed to win bigly, but lost it completely. *Swearing*