The "dream team" are back after a month. August is usually pretty quiet, so what have we missed? Will Geronimo the Alpaca get a mention in moments of the month? What about Ken Loach or minority report inspired Labour Party discipline? Will we discuss the tragic and terrifying events in Afghanistan? Johnson's potential "bribe" and working with them "if necessary. Or will you, as usual, surprise us in the poll with something none of us expect?