Socially Constipated

Negligent Teachers in the news playing with swords and cannabis PLUS Girl Scout Cookies and back problems, don't miss it!

A brandished gun at the self-checkout and an attempted stabbing over a coupon in Headlines, plus the Oscars and more movie talk, including a very spiritual Mystery Movie!

Chinese Chainsmoking Marathon Runner OR German Drinking Bobsled Racer? Plus, the Apple Vision Pro, Taylor Swift, the Super Bowl, and WWE in the headlines, don't miss it!

NJ Bathroom Fainting, or Florida Toilet Explosion? Plus, it's game week! We're introducing the brand new Triple Threat Trivia AND bringing back an old favorite!

Man Jumps into Pond at Bass Pro Shops, or Man Throws Fish from the Aquarium at Cabelas? Plus, 2023 Film and TV recommendations on the first episode of 2024!

Hamster Wheels are in the news, do we have an east coast or west coast story? Plus, the guys share recent restaurant experiences. Is it ever okay to dine and dash?

Malfunctioning adult products in the news, plus the guys think back to their favorite TV show themes.

The guys talk about two shocking gasoline-related headlines, plus Taylor Swift, Creed's new cruise, and Cody's foray into activism.

This week the guys discuss found pizza, McDonald's drinks, and stories of theft. Also, are comedy movies dead?

Jared Buckendahl, Seth Ott, and Cody Michael are BACK with more Socially Constipated! This week, the guys read the news, discuss the 2023 Movie Season, build a Cereal Cinematic Universe, and much more!