Soft Served Podcast

Lot of hate towards the brits in this one. We even predict the Queen's death. Anyway, Wales is invited to our New Years Party but England isn't. England will probably come anyway even though they aren't invited. Lord knows they show up uninvited and claim things as theirs like all the time. AND ANOTHER THING! PICK AN ACCENT! Like how many accents can one country have? Alright, I gotta stop myself because I'll go on all day. 

In this Christmas episode we are both voiced by Tom Hanks fall down the uncanny valley.  

“I Have Learned Why People Work So Hard To Succeed: It Is Because They Envy The Things Their Neighbors Have. But It Is Useless. It Is Like Chasing The Wind....It Is Better To Have Only A Little, With Peace Of Mind, Than Be Busy All The Time With Both Hands, Trying To Catch The Wind”

― Ecclesiastes

Anyways here is the podcast 

Andrew gets the most terrifying haircut of his life, while Ryan continues to commit war crimes in the Middle East .

Thanks to whoever made the stew. 

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Live from a brand new studio in Los Angeles, California, Andrew and Ryan do whatever it takes to make it big in Showbiz.

In this horribly mixed episode, Ryan and Andrew are joined by special guest and Iraqi War Vet Dexter Stevens! We talk Spongebob, New Mutants, and even get a little horny with some fan fiction.

In this late episode, Rick and Arnold discuss the quantum entanglement paradox behind changing your physical location through a dream state, and the social ramifications of using Rollerblades past a pubescent age.

Ryan and Andrew talk hypnotists, panda porn, and the destruction of an entire city at the hands of a 50-foot cancer ridden child.