The summation of the entire season. The only award show that matters... also a prediction that I almost forgot about.

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 3 game against the Defenders. It was just about as bad as I remembered.

The Battlehawks should win three of the five awards, can win four of the five awards, but will probably only win two of the five awards.

Recapping the Battlehawks' bashing of San Antonio in Week 9, and previewing a game that will probably happen in Week 10. Someone tell Anthony Becht to hire me as his challenge guy.

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 9 desecration of the team formerly identified as the San Antonio Brahmas. Gonna need dental records to identify the bodies.

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 8 win over the Birmingham Stallions and previewing the Week 9 game against the San Antonio Brahmas. One of those teams is good, the other one is dead. Just stay healthy for two more weeks

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 8 win over the Birmingham Stallions. When nobody got me, I know Travis Feeney got me.

Previewing the Battlehawks' Week 8 game against the Birmingham Stallions. The power went out the first two times I recorded this, and I was 30 minutes into it, so that sucks. The Stallions are throwing out their fifth starting quarterback this week, and at some point, their luck has to run out. Right?

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 7 game against the Memphis Showboats. The Max Duggan-iest game so far.

Previewing the Battlehawks' Week 7 game against the Memphis Showboats. They are a perfectly okay team with a horrendous record. Run the ball.