The Battlehawks are 2-1 and at the top of the XFL conference after beating the San Antonio Brahmas 31-24. Is this the Hakeem Butler game or the Hot Mic game?

The Battlehawks won in a game that was both ruthlessly frustrating and thrilling for 60 minutes. We have confirmed that Mateo Durant does, indeed, have legs.

Tying the knot on the Battlehawks Week 1 game and previewing and predicting their Week 2 game at home against the Arlington Renegades.

How do you preview the Week 1 game for a team full of players you don't know? You get introduced to them. That's this episode. Plenty of familiar faces and a whole lot of new guys.

Breaking down the Battlehawks on the All-XFL and who absolutely doesn't deserve to be there.

Battlehawks roster deconstruction

Why/how every team blew the NFL Draft

A full-blown reKAWp of the Battlehawks 2023 season.

Just flip a goddamned coin.

Who's good enough to be an NFL guy?

Who's absolutely not?

Awards for the whole season.

And more.

A reaction to the Battlehawks' dominant, yet lacking 53-28 win over the Orlando Guardians.

AJ McCarron: confirmed weed guy.

It took 10 weeks, but now Kareem Walker knows the playbook.

Jordan Thomas' likeness to a Mega Zord

Maybe don't get an interception on 4th down.

You should probably expect a fake punt from a 1-8 team.

You should probably expect 2 fake punts from a 1-8 team.

I wish I could feel better about a 50 Burger.

And more.