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Battlehawks roster deconstruction

Why/how every team blew the NFL Draft

A full-blown reKAWp of the Battlehawks 2023 season.

Just flip a goddamned coin.

Who's good enough to be an NFL guy?

Who's absolutely not?

Awards for the whole season.

And more.

A reaction to the Battlehawks' dominant, yet lacking 53-28 win over the Orlando Guardians.

AJ McCarron: confirmed weed guy.

It took 10 weeks, but now Kareem Walker knows the playbook.

Jordan Thomas' likeness to a Mega Zord

Maybe don't get an interception on 4th down.

You should probably expect a fake punt from a 1-8 team.

You should probably expect 2 fake punts from a 1-8 team.

I wish I could feel better about a 50 Burger.

And more.

A whole ass breakdown of the Battlehawks regular season finale against the 1-8 Orlando Guardians.

Guardians are here to be a buncha dicks.

What exactly needs to happen for the Battlehawks to get to the postseason.

The best way to win is to commit murder.

Is AJ healthy, or near death?

Jordan Thomas' legs are how big?

The least confident prediction.

And more

A full-blown reKAWp of the Battlehawks' 30-12 week 9 loss to the Seattle Sea Dragons

AJ got hit again and looked like an old.

Gary Jennings RB1?

Hakeem Butler is allergic to blocking

Bruce Gradkowski broke his own brain.

Silas Kelly is bad for Mullets.

Ka KAW of the week.

Tyrant of the week.

Body Dysmorphia of the week.

And more

A reaction to the Battlehawks' debilitating week 9 loss to the Seattle Sea Dragons.

I hate Ben Dinucci.

Hakeem Butler got how many yards?

That's actually a really good way to use Gary Jennings.

Dean Blandino is winning his fight against Anthony Becht.

Phillip Lindsay is hurting his chances of getting into the NFL.

Jahcour Pearson is terrifying.

and more.

A big ol' preview of the Battlehawks' week 9 game against the 5-3 Seattle Sea Dragons:

Brian Hill has a disease

Ben DiNucci has an addiction

Jake Suthlerand can be a king

Josh Gordon is still there

Travis Feeney could kill a man on Sunday

and more

A full-blown reKAWp of the Battlehawks' 21-17 overtime win against the now buried, dead, and forgotten Vegas Vipers.

Nick Tiano is QB 2, even when he's a starter.

Brian Hill and his grip strength.

Marcell Ateman's skill set is literally unlearnable.

Coach Becht and Dean Blandino's feud.

Travis Feeney only does good things and I won't hear anything different.

Ka KAW of the Week.

Ka KAWord of the Week.

Jalan McClendon found the blueprint to scoring on this defense.

Immodium Player of the Week.

And more.

A reaction to the Battlehawks' week 8 butthole-clenching win.

Coach Becht is a confirmed listener to the podcast.

OT rules are kinda sick.

Nick Tiano is certainly a QB, and that's just about it.

Brian Hill might be a problem.

I was wrong about Jalan McClendon, but also I was kinda right.

And more.

A whole birds-eye preview of the Battlehawks' week 8 match-up against the Vegas Vipers.

XFL Schedulers are back on their bullshit again.

Jalan McClendon is fun at worst and good at best.

Maximilian Roberts and Pita Taumoepetu.

Brian Hill with the butter hands.

Marcell "the shell with shoes on" Ateman

Just how many penalty yards did Vegas have last week?

and more.