Tomorrow (May 10) is my 29th birthday. Truly insane that there are only 365 days left of my twenties, but I am - without question - the best, hottest, and happiest I've ever been. It's SO problematic that we think women 'expire' in their 30s, because life feels like it's just beginning. In this fun n flirty solo episode, I reflect on the emotional effects of the past year's adventures (moving out of my parents' house! Going blonde! ...Partying at Versailles!), the path to finding my boyfriend after 4 years single, and finally concluding the loooong search for genuine confidence and self-respect...which are an even better gift than Chanel. I used to determine how good my life was by counting accolades, job opportunities, lovers, money; now, it's all about emotional growth. IS THIS ~ADULTHOOD~?! HBD to all my fellow Taurus queens and kings <3

The best birthday present you can give me is buying some MERCH - all sales go directly towards the production of this show, which I do myself. Sweatshirts & thongs available at aliweissworld.com/merch

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