Somebody Date Us

Somebody Date Us

By Asal, Carley & LaurenComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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Somebody Date Us episodes

  • Signing Off For 2019

    It seems like just yesterday SDU was born and we launched our very first episode, and now here we are, 50 episodes deep. To end the year, the SDU gang are recapping the last year and some of their favourite (and least favourite) episodes. Don’t forget, if you liked what you’ve been listening to in 2019, leave a review for us, and follow us on Instagram at @SomebodyDateUs. New episodes will relaunch on January 8th 2020!

    50 min
  • It's Called a Frenulum

    This is the last catch-up episode until the new year! The girls (and Mike) are giving you one final update of 2019 about where their dating lives stand heading into the holidays and new year. They’re also talking about what happened at the Sex Show they were at recently, tiger sex, butthole tanning, and so much more. Listen now and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    55 min
  • Single Bells, Single Bells

    ‘Tis the season to be lonely, fa la la la la la la la la! You know what time of year it is, Christmas, and it's coming in hot. Stores started playing holiday music on repeat weeks ago, the invites to holiday parties are already in your inbox, and you’re just waiting for that dreadful question to be asked over and over again this holiday season: “So, have you met anyone special yet?”. The ladies of SDU are talking about their tips for getting through the holiday season, plus what their plans are for Christmas. Listen now to find out and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    58 min
  • Bigger, Better, Multiples

    In this episode, the ladies of SDU are sharing their recent experience they had attending a sex workshop all about orgasms. They’ll be sharing the tidbits they learned from the workshop, and if it was as awkward and cringeworthy as it sounds. They’re also covering some very important topics in the news like vagina sponges, and using toothpaste in all the wrong places (Yikes!!). Don't miss the girls this weekend at the Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto! Listen now to find out what that’s all about and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    52 min
  • The Whorearchy

    Ask and you shall receive. The girls of SDU have been wanting to have a Sugar Baby on an episode for some time now, and the clouds have parted and one has appeared. Bunny is joining SDU this week to tell us all about her experience sugaring, and escorting. In this episode we’ll discuss how she got started, how it all works, what she’s making, and how her life has changed since sugaring. She'll also teach us about "The Whorearchy". Tune in now and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    51 min
  • Mansplaining with Mike

    Okay, we get it, mansplaining doesn’t really have a great connotation associated with it. Although the SDU ladies will be talking a bit about what mansplaining is, they’ll also be turning it upside down and leaning to Mike, their producer, to mansplain some things that guys do that us girls just don’t understand. Why are you incapable of being romantic? Why are you out there asking us to split the bill on a first date? What’s with your hot then cold approach to dating me? SDU is getting the answers. Listen now to find out and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    45 min
  • Turkey Dumped & Gettin' Cuffed

    This week the SDU ladies are talking all about cuffing season (plus other seasonal dating trends). As we are heading head first into the cold weather, cuffing season is in full swing. What is cuffing season? Are Carley, Lauren, or Asal participating? Have they locked anyone down to keep them warm this winter or will they be left with frostbite? Listen now to find out and don’t forget to follow SDU at @SomebodyDateUs.

    41 min
  • We Ain't Afraid Of No Ghosts

    Things are getting spooky for SDU as Halloween approaches. The ladies are looking back at the ghosts of their pasts while tackling the dreadful topic of ghosting. As the new way to break-up with someone, ghosting has gone too far. In this episode Lauren, Carley and Asal are talking about some of the worst ghosting stories they’ve lived through, all while sharing their hot take and advice to all the ghosters out there. Warning: Don’t listen before bed or you may have nightmares ;). Don’t forget to follow @SomebodyDateUs on Instagram, or send your stories or questions to [email protected].

    55 min
  • What's Up Bitches?

    You know we love a good catch up episode. This week the SDU ladies and Mike (our producer) are catching you up on what’s been happening in their lives. This episode will cover the issues Carley is having now that she is back on Bumble, Asal’s need and want to save all the dogs, and Lauren’s new dating strategy of not giving a f*ck. There may even be some discussion around a team trip to Katy, Texas. Tune in to hear all about all this and more and make sure to follow SDU on Instagram at @SomebodyDateUs and leave a review if you like what you hear.

    47 min
  • 3 Broke Girls

    The SDU gals are chatting all about one of the biggest downsides of being single, the cost. There is the ever growing expense of how much it costs to go on dates, but also what about everything else? Single supplement fees, not having a joint income, never being able to claim those 2-for-1 deals, and the list goes on. This may be an episode of complaining, but hey, the struggle is real. Listen now and make sure to follow SDU on Instagram at @SomebodyDateUs, or send your stories or questions to [email protected].

    45 min

About Somebody Date Us

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Somebody Date Us is a podcast hosted by three single Toronto girls *trying* to find someone bearable enough to date.