Somebody's Listening

Fresh off his 2nd shot, Kevin is joined by his neighbor Bryan. In this laid-back episode, they discuss their lives as the world returns to normal, 90% of which involves recreational drug use. Oops!

Sorry for inconsistent release cycle on this free podcast that no one listens to! Kevin is half pricked! Poke, poke, poke! Kevin goes on to discuss how useless it is to point out hypocrisy, and generally how dumb everyone is, regardless of their beliefs.  Dave derails the conversation and makes the whole episode about aliens instead. 

Kevin fantasizes about what life might be like after reading about the soon-to-be-launched Space Hotel. He reflects on the credibility of CNN, who broke this fantastic amazing news. He thinks about talking about cancel culture but decided not to because it's a very boring subject. 

Kevin discusses the biggest news story of the week, Emma Watson's retirement from acting. He also shares tales of being stuck in Austin during the "big storm", idiot Texas politicians, and self-righteous doomers. Fans won't be able to handle this one!!

Kevin tries to talk about iced tea but quickly pivots to the fallacy of Amazon "censoring" neo-nazis. Other topics of discussion include cancer cure conspiracies, and "The Housewives", a label Kevin gives to every TV show that he's never watched

Happy New Year Folks! Kevin and Dave talk Capitol Riots, media phantasms, and generally goofy stuff! We're cooking with fire now! Woohoo!

We're back! After an unannounced and completely unjustified holiday hiatus, we are BACK in action! Kevin and Dave discuss New Year's Resolutions, Lizzo's new diet, and what THEY would do if they were billionaires. We are excited to bring you more exciting episodes in 2021!

Kevin is very happy for Hollywood's bravest actor, Elliot Page, and he has a stern message for anyone who feels otherwise. Inspired by Elliot, Kevin decides to be honest with himself and his audience by sharing his own truth. We also talk about the pretentiousness of the Oscars, diet-based depression tips, and the Hollywood penis exchange. 

It's Kevin's favorite day of the year! Kevin talks early beers, Thanksgiving Eves past & present, the transition to Christmas music, and many more holiday traditions. Crack open a cold one and enjoy this with your leftovers!

* This episode is very late. This is bound to happen sometime on an unmonetized podcast. In a perfect world, we'd get paid to make this, and then we would be able to commit to our schedule better. Tell your friends and rate us on Apple to help get us there! *  Comedian Matt Fanikos joins Kevin in the studio to rejoice at the massive victory of Joe Biden, and the pair lists the problems that no longer exist now that Biden is president. Matt is a little shy and it's clear that he's not really cut out for podcasting, but Kevin and Dave bring the heat in this hilarious post-election romp!