Something Cafe

Something Cafe

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Something Cafe episodes

  • Root Beer Revolution

    This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino trash talks internet personalities and creates ground breaking music with AI.

    Catch the Something Cafe Podcast on all streaming platforms, new episodes available every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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      1 hr 6 min
    • My Mother - SeaWorld Hates Fun and Patriotism

      This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino's mother joins him at the cafe to talk about exciting stories like July 4th at SeaWorld, and overpriced water bottles including hydrogen infusion.

      Catch the Something Cafe Podcast on all streaming platforms, new episodes available every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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        1 hr 14 min
      • Reacting to my Old Music & Honoring my Dead Fish

        This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino mourns his fallen beta fish and mourns even more as he listens to his old music.

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          2 hr 2 min
        • I Sacrificed My Hair for Amy Winehouse & Star Wars The Acolyte

          This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino talks about his hair history, why Lady Gaga should've played Amy Winehouse, and Star Wars The Acolyte.
          Catch the Something Cafe podcast on all streaming platforms, with new episodes every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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            2 hr
          • My Father - Meet My New Kitten & Show me the CarFax!!!

            This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino and his father talk about how much they hate CarFax and disloyal Culver's employees.

            Catch the Something Cafe podcast on all streaming platforms, with new episodes every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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              2 hr 30 min
            • Tulsi Gabbard Loves Anime

              This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino discovers social media politicians and his record for how long he can talk about anime.

              Catch the Something Cafe podcast on all streaming platforms, with new episodes every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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                1 hr 50 min
              • Linda the Urn - Burning Trash and Burning Ash

                This week on the Something Cafe, Linda the Urn grabs a cup to make her grand appearance while Celestino tries to explain why he has Linda in the first place.
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                  55 min
                • You’re Afraid of Long Words

                  This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino explains his top phobias and where they all started, with some YouTube comments sprinkled in.

                  Catch the Something Cafe podcast on all streaming platforms, with new episodes every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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                    1 hr 12 min
                  • Bullet Dodged by Not Paying for the First Date

                    This week on the Something Cafe, Celestino shares his enthusiasm for AI, delves into why some memes fall flat, and recounts the most absurd online dating match he's ever encountered.

                    Catch the Something Cafe podcast on all streaming platforms, with new episodes every Tuesday at 9:00 AM EST.

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                      2 hr 11 min
                    • Deansy - Two Tea Junkies Give You A Therapy Session

                      This week on the Something Cafe, the sensei of mindfulness and Yerba Mate, Deansy grabs a cup to talk about the psychological inner-workings of the human condition and mind.

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                      New episodes every Tuesday 9:00am EST.

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                        2 hr 46 min

                      About Something Cafe

                      From the publisher's feed

                      Welcome to the Something Cafe, hosted by Celestino Duley. People come to the Something Cafe to laugh, love, and rant if that's with the host or the myriad of guests he has on. Sit down and have a cup,…