Something Feral

Brianna, Kate, and Blaze launch March Menace - Battle of the Exes. 16 former suitors duke it out amongst one other to determine Who Was the Worst. This week the games begin with the Sh*t Sixteen, where a loser moves on based on the following categories: 1. Objective Attractiveness. 2. Life Skills 3. Independence 4. Intelligence 5. Emotional Intelligence 7. Habits and Hobbies 8. Behavior Towards Women 9. Style.

Check out @somethingferalftn on instagram for AI images of the exes discussed in this week's episode and the winners.

Later, Kate and Blaze disagree on #ACOTAR, Kate shares the gothic fairy tales she's enjoying, and reads the Dumpster Dive letter. More parent-shaming ensues with a recap of Devil in the Family.

Tune in, weigh in, and follow along for next week's Egregious Eight.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

01:19 Kate Issues a Correction (Again)

02:32 March Menace - Battle of the Exes Begins!

03:31 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 1 - Kate's Ex #1 vs Blaze's Ex #16

07:16 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 2 - Kate's Ex #2 vs Blaze's Ex #15

12:07 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 3 - Brianna's Ex #3 vs Blaze's Ex #14

18:25 Sh*t Sixteen: Round 4 - Brianna's Ex #4 vs Kate's Ex #13

21:53 The Winnoosers

22:29 Trash or Treasure: Brian Laundrie Conspiracy

26:09 Trash or Treasure: Devil in the Family - The Fall of Ruby Franke Documentary

37:36 It's Been a Weird Day...

38:22 Trash or Treasure: The Bloody Chamber

44:19 Dumpster Dive: Love Letter

48:52 Feral Trash Night: Kate and Brianna Commit the Ultimate Crime

51:53 Our Mission to Win Love Is Blind

55:52 Brianna's Bachelorette Bird Rescue

57:15 Wrap Up

Brianna shares her boy mama origin story and Dale's experiments with "drugs." Blaze recaps a decade-old TV show, and she and Kate upset Brianna with their limited Lord of the Rings knowledge. Boy moms and girl dads are discussed - with emphasis on some of the worst parents of all. Blaze reads a dramatic poem - is it from one lover to another, or a boy mama to her son? Find out on this week's episode, and get a preview of the most unhinged March Madness bracket to come...

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:14 Country Music Queens

00:48 Blaze's Hamster Tragedy

02:02 Kate Issues a Correction

03:20 Panda (The Narc) Strikes Again

05:41 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Space Cake Adventure

15:20 Dale Gets Shocked

17:41 Spooky Boy Moms/Girl Dads

23:24 Trash or Treasure: Gabby Petito Documentary

27:40 Kate Reads the "Burn After Reading" Letter

31:26 Trash or Treasure: Starbucks Shatters Blaze's Soul

34:23 Trash or Treasure: Dexter's Original Sin

38:30 Kate & Blaze's "Vibes Only" Confession: LOTR

42:11 Dumpster Dive: Jester Blaze's Poem Reading

46:29 March Madness: Battle of the Exes Begins (Sorta)

52:43 Feral Trash Night Plans: Kate Has Big Feelings

55:55 Send Us Your Poems!

Brianna and Kate reveal shared feelings for a friend's hot dad. Brianna shares a harrowing experience from "college" and watches The OC for the first time. Jobs on the forthcoming ADHD labor camps are discussed.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:56 A Few Podcast Achievements

03:35 First Listener Complaint 

04:50 As Musicians...

06:54 Feral Behavior: Brianna's "College" House of Horrors

22:17 Home on the ADHD Farm

29:38 Trash or Treasure: The OC

33:59 Hot Dad Revelation

36:30 The OC Continued

39:17 Trash or Treasure: You're Cordially Invited

42:27 Trash or Treasure: Love Is Blind

44:39 Blaze Hates Cooking Shows

46:01 Traumatic Cheesecake Baking Experience

47:31 Battle of the Exes Ideas

48:15 Dumpster Dive: Jester Blaze's Poem Reading

50:52 Should We Get Baptized?

54:10 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna reveals a preteen modeling career and the reason for her good karma. Kate shares her take on a popular sequel. Blaze's favorite halftime show gets interrupted.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Into

00:13 Kate's Apology To Blaze

02:26 Woman Of The Year: Dale

06:16 Best Of 2003's TV Trash

07:45 Plane Anxiety

08:37 First Guest Discussion

09:34 Feral Behavior: Blaze Gets Attacked At Work

21:51 Trash or Treasure: New Hats

23:24 Brianna's Professional Modeling (Scam) Photos

28:58 Trash or Treasure: Gladiator II

34:53 Rabid Rundown: Gladiator

36:55 Dumpster Dive: Love Letter

41:05 Kate Sabotages The Pod

41:28 Biblically Accurate Angel Furby Burlesque Drag Show Dream Analysis

43:18 Feral Trash Night Plans Turn Sour

46:00 Slandering Brianna's Dog, Pipa

54:28 It's Hard Explaining Church To A Sinner

57:47 Send Us Your Sins

Brianna tells the truth and is met with unlikely consequences. Kate shares family recipes that may contain a secret code. Blaze yearns for the stage (and inspires Kate).

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:18 Our First Fan Art

02:10 Fighting About The Sun

06:58 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Cancer Miscommunication

13:25 CANCER TIM

14:59 Feral Behavior: Kate (Almost) Loses Her Diary

19:39 Mental Lubricants

23:30 Dumpster Dive: Grandmama's Cookbook of Horrors

27:19 Blaze Uncovers a Potential Mystery

29:16 Foul Victorians Eating Mummies

30:45 Brianna's Shameful Pregnancy Book

32:12 Trash or Treasure: Infidelity Coach

42:45 Jasper E. Lee's Thoughts on Strumpets

45:21 Trash or Treasure: The Grammy's

47:46 Fan Request: March Madness Bracket of the Exes

49:22 Blaze's Dream Journal: Furby Burlesque Show Edition

52:03 Kate's Biblically Accurate Angel Furby Burlesque Drag Show Baby Shower

55:51 Feral Trash Night Plans

57:30 Wrap Up: Blaze Fighting for Her Life

Brianna discovers an unlikely allergy. Kate pays homage to a beloved musician. Blaze shares her origin story.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:13 Blaze's Origin Story

03:00 Fighting Over Who Was The Ugliest

03:57 Thank You, Listeners!

05:25 Brianna's Feet Apology

06:35 Our Lord and Savior, Celine Dion

11:28 Send Us Your Feral Stories

11:55 (OG) Feral Behavior: Brianna's Raccoon Bite

23:51 The Mall Mouse Saga

25:24 Villainous Bats

27:45 Trash or Treasure: Hunchback of Notre Dame Horrors

34:10 Anastasia Phase

37:05 Trash or Treasure: One of Them Days

38:37 Trash or Treasure: Sports Car by Tate McRae

39:49 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters

45:25 Dale's Questionable Tattoo

48:47 Blaze's Dream Journal: Rabid Edition

53:04 Kate Clears Her Name

55:11 Do YOU Have Any Friends?

58:48 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna ponders the afterlife. Kate issues a public health announcement. Blaze gets scammed.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

01:25 Feral Behavior: Tales of the Norovirus

07:53 Good Riddance, 2024

11:32 Year of the Snake (not Rats)

16:42 Satan Stops Our Recording

22:55 Trash or Treasure: The Substance

26:20 Blaze's Feet Dysmorphia

32:50 Trash or Treasure: Hillsong Documentary

34:45 Treasure to Trash Story: Detroit Bridgerton Scam Ball

54:46 Dumpster Dive: Blaze's Dream Journal

1:00:07 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna makes a hard choice. Kate is influenced by Mormons (again). Blaze's brain alerts her to a vitamin deficiency.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:15 Chit Chat

03:53 Feral Behavior: Brianna's Raw Meat Buffet Disaster

18:24 Kate's First Kiss

19:37 Trash or Treasure: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

25:03 Trash or Treasure: ER

31:32 Brianna and Her Ripped Middles

32:52 Jasper E. Lee

35:56 Homer & Toes

38:51 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters

43:31 Dumpster Dive: Blaze's Dream Journal

51:56 Feral Trash Night Plans

Brianna is Better Than Other Parents. Kate loves vampires. Blaze shares some disturbing tastes.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Welcome to Feral Trash Night!

02:20 (Almost) Thirty Years of Friendship

06:47 Mommy's Special Boy, Gillian

07:38 What's the Highest Compliment You've Received?

09:00 Our Astrological Big 3's

11:07 "Job Changes"

15:57 Trash or Treasure: Nosferatu 

22:25 Maverick's Emotional Support Hard Drive

23:06 Insight On Out Exes

25:09 Trash or Treasure: Wicked Part One

27:50 Tricking Gillian On New Year's Eve

29:09 Spewing Elf on a Shelf Hate

33:26 Blaze: The OG Neurodivergent Queen

35:29 Jasper E. Lee's Thoughts on Wearing Masks

38:23 Brianna's Thoughts on Ugly Babies

41:00 Dumpster Dive: Love Letters

50:24 Feral Trash Night Plans