Bryan plots against sensitive people. Claire says the P-word as much as she can. Bryan and Claire speculate on the parallel universe we now live in. Special thanks to Jan Schlösser.

Claire debuts her Daniel Plainview. Bryan's bones ache. Claire and Bryan inventory their addictions.

Claire breaks free of gender roles. Bryan says a specific dirty word for the first time in the show's history. Claire and Bryan are both a little racist. Special thanks to Josh Kulick.

Bryan recalls a more feathery time in sports history. Claire celebrates blind hatred. Bryan and Claire talk sexy pseudoscience.

Claire creates advances in deep frying. Bryan introduces a James Brown joke that Claire hopes will live forever. Bryan and Claire hatch a pitch for their Murder Bots movie franchise.

Claire restructures the show for the worse. Bryan becomes the ringleader of the dumbest circus ever. Claire and Bryan bask in the hypocritical glow of the hate-out.

Claire tweaks the scientific method. Bryan's brain is addled. Claire and Bryan show off their geographical knowledge of the Cambodian Ocean.

Claire makes an enemy of the Incest Defamation League. Bryan besmirches childhoods. Claire and Bryan delve into the history of curtains.

Bryan reveals the real meaning of the 80/20 rule. Claire explains the deadly appeal of the South. Bryan and Claire hatch a plan for eternal fame that involves a doomsday vault in Alaska.

Bryan shares his sexual harassment HEA. Claire shares tips for romance and falling down stairs. Bryan and Claire might be secret robots.