Something Planet

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  • EP 555: John & Dave Solve Politics

    In this milestone episode of Something Planet Live!, John J is joined by the ever-opinionated David the Day to fix American politics once and for all... or at least complain about it in a hilarious and semi-informed way.They dive headfirst into:The current U.S. political circus What they’ve been reading (yes, we read things with pages)The new political action-comedy Heads of State — because nothing says “legislative drama” like Idris Elba with a bazookaWhether you're into books, ballots, or blowing up bureaucracy (cinematically), this episode is for you.Watch now, laugh hard, and SUBSCRIBE to help us replace the Senate with podcasters. You know it’s a better system.#SomethingPlanet #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast #USPolitics #PoliticalComedy #HeadsOfStateMovie #BookTalk #CurrentEvents #FunnyPodcast #DaveTheDay #JohnJSolvesEverything #PodcastLife #SubscribeNow

    1 hr 18 min
  • EP 554: Bookcast 3

    John J is joined by Lauren Gray and Jerod Walker for our third epic Bookcast, where we nerd out over some of our favorite recent reads and the wild worlds they’ve dropped us into.

    This episode, we crack open:
    ⚔️ The Bright Sword – knights, quests, and high fantasy goodness
    🕳️ Dungeon Crawler Carl – it’s like a video game, but way deadlier (and funnier)
    🩸 House of Hunger – gothic horror, blood, and bad decisions

    🎬 PLUS — we geek out over two upcoming book-to-film adaptations:
    🔥 The Running Man (yep, it’s coming back!)
    🚀 Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir’s next big screen space adventure)

    👉 Whether you’re here for the books, the movies, or the mayhem — hit that subscribe button and join us for more comedy, chaos, and pop culture takes!

    #SomethingPlanet #Bookcast #TheBrightSword #DungeonCrawlerCarl #HouseOfHunger #ProjectHailMary #TheRunningMan #BookPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BookToMovie #FunnyPodcast #MassiveMedia #SciFiBooks #HorrorBooks

    54 min
  • EP 553: Orange Hour

    This week, John J sits down with Niko Jay and Darrell Bevins of the band Orange Hour for a deep (and hilarious) dive into music, art, and comedy. We talk about:

    • Orange Hour’s unique (and slightly unhinged) songwriting process

    • Their name change drama (goodbye lawsuits, hello new vibes)

    • The inside scoop on their forthcoming album that’s gonna melt your face off

    Plus, in our Massive Media segment:
    We break down Severance Season 2 (is our brain on or off?!), the 2025 film Friendship, and share our all-time favorite shows — because arguing about TV is our love language.

    🔥 If you’re into indie music, weird art, and funny takes on pop culture, this episode is for you.

    👉 Watch & listen now — and don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE and FOLLOW for more comedy, chaos, and killer guests!

    #SomethingPlanet #OrangeHour #ComedyPodcast #MusicPodcast #Severance #Friendship2025 #IndieRock #Songwriting #FunnyPodcast #MassiveMedia #BestTVShows #SpotifyPodcast #YouTubePodcast #BandLife #NewMusic #SubscribeNow

    1 hr 8 min
  • EP 552: Room Temperature Taints

    This week on Something Planet, John J is joined by Thomas Nickola and Ryan Cleveland, hosts of Hot Taints, for an episode packed with laughs, low blows (literally), and high-concept absurdity.

    🎙️ John J shares his recent doctor visit and considers the ultimate sacrifice: a vasectomy—because nothing says "I'm done" like medical-grade snipping. The crew then takes a deep (and deeply dumb) dive into the bizarre world of the "manosphere", where podcast bros, protein powder, and fragile egos form the unholy trinity.

    📰 In the news:

    • A glacier went full WWE and body-slammed a Swiss town,

    • And in China, young people are now paying to work in pretend offices—because LARPing late capitalism is somehow soothing?

    🍿 In the Massive Media segment, we review:

    • 1917 – war, tracking shots, and trench-related trauma

    • Tress of the Emerald Sea – a whimsical fantasy with hair and heart

    • Sinners – dark, gritty, and more sinful than your Sunday brunch mimosas

    Get ready for comedy chaos, glacial destruction, and the weirdest job interview you’ve never had.
    Watch now—because fake jobs and real vasectomies wait for no one.

    #SomethingPlanet #ComedyPodcast #HotTaints #Manosphere #VasectomyHumor #FakeOffices #SwissGlacier #1917Movie #TressOfTheEmeraldSea #SinnersShow #MassiveMedia #FunnyPodcast

    1 hr 9 min
  • EP 551: Pretty Little Trees

    Host John J. Murray welcomes Florida music legend and funky philosopher Stick Martin to the podcast for an episode full of chaos, chords, and commentary. They dig into Stick’s brand-new single “Pretty Little Trees,” which is either a beautiful indie love song or a warning about shrub-based surveillance—you decide.The duo spirals through music, politics, weird news, and deep thoughts like:Can you trust a man with a harmonica and strong opinions?Is America ready for a president with a funk band?Why do HBO characters keep having spiritual crises in infinity pools?In the Massive Media segment, they review:🌴 The White Lotus – where every rich vacation ends in murder🙏 The Righteous Gemstones – praise be to chaos and Danny McBride🧟 The Last of Us – fungus, feels, and father figures with excellent hairWhether you’re into post-apocalyptic drama or just here for Stick Martin’s sweet tunes and spicy takes, this one’s got something for you.Listen now for laughs, licks, and leafy metaphors.#SomethingPlanet #StickMartin #PrettyLittleTrees #MusicPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TheWhiteLotus #RighteousGemstones #TheLastOfUs #FunkRock #FunnyPodcast #MassiveMedia

    56 min
  • EP 550: Hands ON

    In this sports-meets-weird-news-meets-WTF episode of the Something Planet Podcast, we take you out to the ballgame—but only after we demand that notorious baseball menace Zach Hample be banned from every MLB stadium forever (yes, we're serious). John, Brad, and the gang recount their chaotic trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game, where foul balls weren’t the only thing getting caught.Brad drops a bombshell: he’s going back to school and starting a brand new profession! Is it adult film star? Is it wizard? Tune in to find out.We also explain tariffs in the dumbest way possible, marvel at a pro darts player chugging a pint of chicken gravy, and introduce you to the humanoid robots running an actual marathon. Because nothing screams “the future” like robot shin splints.In our Massive Media segment, we review:The White Lotus (rich people problems and poolside trauma),Running Point (sports drama with feelings),The Studio (a creative fever dream),Dying for Sex (yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like),and 1923 (cowboys, trauma, and peak Harrison Ford).Listen now for comedy, chaos, and a healthy dose of chicken-based athleticism.#SomethingPlanet #ComedyPodcast #MLB #TampaBayRays #ZachHample #HumanoidMarathon #ChickenGravyChug #MassiveMedia #WhiteLotus #1923 #PodcastLife #podcast #comedy

    1 hr 5 min
  • EP 549: Weak Pelvic Floor

    Buckle up, weirdos, because this episode of Something Planet starts off in the strangest way possible—by exposing Jerod Walker’s deeply secret nickname. We can’t tell you what it is here, but let’s just say…it’s life-changing. 🤯Comedian JJ Curry returns after surviving his Florida comedy tour, only to face an even greater challenge: door-to-door salespeople. Should they be banned? Can they be stopped? We investigate. Meanwhile, John Cena is finally embracing his inner villain (we knew it was in there), and the White House is now apparently a used car lot—seriously, we’re just waiting for the "Buy One Politician, Get One Free" sale.John J also somehow manages to injure the weirdest body part imaginable, and we’re all left questioning physics. In World News, we unravel the insane case of a man who claims his dog shot him. (Best excuse ever? Or was Fido just fed up?)🔥 In Massive Media, we go deep on:🦸 Invincible Season 3 – Who’s getting obliterated this time?🏝️ The White Lotus – Is rich-people drama still hilarious? (Spoiler: Yes.)🤖 The Electric State – A post-apocalyptic road trip with robots & Millie Bobby Brown.⚡ Guyver (1991) – Mark Hamill + weird sci-fi armor = pure ’90s chaos.This episode has everything: mysteries, injuries, villainous transformations, and a potentially homicidal golden retriever. Don’t miss it!📢 LISTEN NOW & JOIN THE CHAOS!🎧 #ComedyPodcast #SomethingPlanet #JJCurry #JerodWalker #JohnCena #DogShootsMan #Invincible #TheWhiteLotus #TheElectricState #90sSciFi #podcast #funny

    1 hr 19 min
  • EP 548: Don't Mess With Texas

    JJ Curry Crashes Tampa (Literally) & Elon Groks OutY'all, buckle up for Something Planet Episode 548, because comedian JJ Curry rolls in from Austin — and straight into a Tampa car accident. JJ spills the sweet tea on the Austin comedy scene, opening for Ari Shaffir, and his, uh... unique stomach issues. The gang brainstorms punishments for R. Kelly (spoiler: it’s not pretty) and unpacks the latest conspiracy: Elon Musk has officially been body-snatched by his own AI chatbot, Grok.In Massive Media, we swing through Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and check into The White Lotus for some messy drama. Don’t ghost this episode, unless you want to miss the hottest Texas-sized chaos!🎧 #ComedyPodcast #SomethingPlanet #AustinComedy #ElonMusk #Grok #JJCurry #SpiderMan #TheWhiteLotus #podcast #funny

    1 hr 20 min
  • EP 547: Super Friends

    Host John J Murray is joined by returning guest Brad Gilmore for a wild ride through pop culture, politics, and peculiar news. They dive into the latest updates on the MCU’s upcoming movies and the future of the DCU’s films and shows, breaking down what fans can expect and what’s got them worried.The conversation shifts gears to the current state of the country, with their signature mix of humor and brutal honesty. Plus, with Valentine’s Day just passed, the crew shares their thoughts on love, romance, and maybe some heartbreak.Oh, and did we mention a man got swallowed by a whale? Yeah, that happened.To top it all off, they give their Massive Media review of the highly anticipated new season of Invincible—is it living up to the hype?Buckle up for laughs, opinions, and a few WTF moments—because it’s always something on Something Planet.Sponsored by:🛒 KerryKart.com – Use code SP at checkout for $20 off!🎲 Random-Fandom.com – Your one-stop shop for nerdy treasures.#subscribe #comedy #podcast #talkshow #somethingPlanet

    1 hr 13 min
  • EP 546: Horse Tracks, Fart Crimes and Chaos

    The world is getting weirder, and The Something Planet Podcast is here to document the madness. In this episode, John J Murray and the crew take a deep dive into the bizarre, the depraved, and the downright questionable.
    First, we discuss just how strange reality has become. From unhinged news stories to everyday insanity, it feels like society is unraveling one weird headline at a time. Are we officially living in a simulation, or did we just take a wrong turn somewhere around 2016?
    Then, it’s time to talk about degenerate behavior—the kind of stuff that makes you shake your head but also kinda wish you had thought of it first. Whether it’s bad life choices, public embarrassments, or things that should probably be illegal but somehow aren’t, we’ve got plenty to cover.
    John also recaps his trip to the horse track, where he rubbed elbows with the finest gamblers, lost some money, and possibly uncovered a conspiracy involving jockeys, longshots, and the power of a well-timed churro. Did he win big, or did he leave with a new addiction and a crippling distrust of horses?
    And finally, we tackle the most pressing legal debate of our time: Is sending fart videos a crime? The internet has opened up new frontiers of stupidity, and somehow, people are actually getting in trouble for passing gas through the digital ether. Are we looking at a new form of harassment, or is this just the future of modern communication?
    All this, plus the usual chaos, laughs, and morally questionable discussions you expect from The Something Planet Podcast. Buckle up—this one gets weird. 🚀💨🐎

    1 hr 2 min

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