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This week, it's our third annual Game Of The Year Edition! What a year it's been. Congratulations to all our winners, your trophies are in the mail!

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

$2,400,000 - Bomb The Music Industry

Takes A Sudden Turn - Victory Road

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At long last, it's our hundredth episode, and our third Xmas special! Featuring a groin-grabbingly tense bout of gift-based interrogation, new groin-grabbing developments in our personal lives, and some un-addressed but ever-present on-air groin-grabbing.

SSJ Xmas Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Little Requests: Dr. Spaceman

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At long last, it's our hundredth episode, and our third Xmas special! Featuring a groin-grabbingly tense bout of gift-based interrogation, new groin-grabbing developments in our personal lives, and some un-addressed but ever-present on-air groin-grabbing. MUSIC USED:  SSJ Xmas Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Little Requests: Dr. Spaceman CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're back! In POG form! Basically this is a mini (not mini) episode to explain why we've been so quiet lately, what our plans are for the near future, and what you guys have missed since we've been gone, I can breathe for the first time, I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah, thanks to you, now I get what I want, since we've been gone.

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Basketball (Live at WFMU on Beastin' The Airwaves) Speedy Ortiz / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

Santa Monica: The Front Bottoms

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Skeleton: The Front Bottoms

Cold Pop: Born Ruffians

Matusalemm: Ciccilleju / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

This week: caught is in session, with our new sitcom Street Court, Ronald McDonald, Pennywise, a new form of trademark law, stars, gravity, Grand Theft Automobile V, Pokémon X & Y, Beyond: Two Souls, Dragon's Crown, and a really serious conversation about post-modernism and the future of popular culture. Also burps.

In SSST: There's a Sleeping Dogs follow-up in the works, named Triad Wars. Also, uh... the 2DS came out?

In A.S.K. S.S.J: new segment names, clowns, driving in games, tap water additives, some anonymous love advice, Cher, Boston, Poland, Adelaide, Gaming Cult, murder, crying, and the higher-ups.

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Crush At Maracas Bar: Rolemusic / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Datahell: Goto80 / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Au Revoir (Adios) - The Front Bottoms

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This week: boxing, explicit themes, the Backstreet Boys, booze, meatballs, maths, monkeys, Noddy, One Direction, the bible, a chance encounter with Rockabilly Taylor Swift, lies about Tom's girlfriend, OK Cupid (a name of a real-world person has been replaced with that of Emma Stone - for the record, Emma and I would be a much higher than 70% match), Bill Hicks, the cure for cancer, bouncy houses, the dangers of racism, and Grand Theft Automobile V.

In SSST: Valve trademarks Half-Life 3 in Europe, mysteries of my home life, The Chris Gethard Show, Bethesda set up shop in Sydney, details of the Steam Machine prototype, and the DualShock 4's PC compatibility.

In Ask SSJ: quitting jobs, daylight savings' time, America, Dogtown, actual video game questions, the oncoming singularity of popular culture (!), facial hair, young romance (and big bitches!), Tom gets weirdly passionate about how bad Gremlins is, Pokemon, SNES boss gimmickry, Tom's weakness to fire, and The Ink Spots.

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Who Do You Think You Are: The Bubblewrap Sensation

Brand Nu Snowjoggers: Zinger / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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This week: Sandsky is hung over, Xavier is... well, Xavier... and surprise surprise, it's a real weird one! We talk about 127 Hours, Big Brother, party animal Tom Sanderson (and party animal XRN), ghost protocol, hosses, radiation, a one-way ticket to Mars, our post-death heritage, Rolf Harris, space-classical music, Kitty Pryde, cough-monsters, Grand Theft Automobile V.

In SSST: Steam announces the new Steam OS, the upcoming Steam Machines, and the real pretty-lookin' Steam Controller. Whoa! In other news - GTA V is being shown off at the New York Film Festival, and also, Toon Link. Also, TV shows and what they're about, or something.

In Ask SSJ: Will Smith? Where is it? Why? Also, we talk about TV, cake farts, insecurities, Twinkies, confusing old people, bad music, art and film, the difference between Tom and T.J. Miller, good things about us, the Nutcracker, and our video jame collections.

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Sting Operation: Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Frens: Ten Thousand Free Men And Their Families

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tom and i forgot to take a photo for the show this week
and also i was having computer problems and couldn't get
this image of david gustavson gustavson's poop truck to
open on my phone so i decided to take a photo of it and use
that. also i don't think 'poop truck' was originally going to
be the title but now that it's the image, it wouldn't make
a lot of sense to just have a picture of a miscellaneous truck
without some kind of explanation. anyway, sorry if i'm
gushing a little bit here. i guess it's been kind of a weird
week for me and i feel like sometimes you just need to let
your feelings out so they don't just weigh you down.
anyway. better keep this brief. hope you have a great week
and enjoy the episode. i think it's a weird one but maybe
that's good. we can leave normal entertainment to traditional
TV and radio and whatnot. dare to be stupid etc.
signing off,
xrn

This week: Jon Lovitz, Max Quinn, space-bar, smartphones, protest signs, weather, Beethoven, Air Bud, my 21st birthday party, The Little Mermaid, SpongeBob porn, and a whole lotta Grand Theft Automobile Five. Oh, and some really uncomfortable accidental racism.

In SSST: Beloved Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passes away, and the Xbox One won't stand on its side. Then we talk about blimps, oversized body parts, GTA V, iOS 7, and Jizzle.

In Ask SSJ: anticipation, the Two Moon theory, slime-themed enemies, the Nutcracker, freedom of information, Tom's stance on zombie-killing, VGBC, GTA V, leaving parties early, McDonalds, the secret ballot, fines, and parasol murderer Ree Mansell.

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Prism Stars: Derris-Kharlan / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

Hey Jimmy: Alexander Cross

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real edible goodness! provided by Tom Raider!
holy! fricking! gosh!

This week: weather, technology, time travel, pretty girls, Weezer, stress, guns, relaxation, Tony Abbott, the Warragamba Dam, butterflies, Luigi, the circus, preferential voting, Grand Theft Automobile V (and IV), Beyond: Two Souls, Friends, Saints Row: The Third, grandparents, and lightsabers.

In SSST: Sony reveals a new Vita model, a new (late) PS4 release date for Japan, and a new magic box called the PS Vita TV at a pre-TGS press conference. Valve reveals Steam Family Sharing, Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning IP is auctioned off, and PEACH JOINS THE FRAY.

In Ask SSJ: Tinder, sexy robots, weird porn, Rocko's Modern Life... I can't even remember. #lazyshownotes

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Video Connector (Outro): 2NRO8OT / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

OHC3: Kris Keyser / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

Young Lovers: Alexander Cross

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