Something Something Joystick

This week, we're joined again by the hilarious and conveniently located James Colley, and we discuss music taste, sports, and then Xavier is blindfolded and teleported to several exotic locales because he has to have sex before the end of the episode or else he'll be executed. Y'know, the typical fuck-or-die scenario. Also, #NipplesAreCash, Santa sucks, Inspector Wrecks... Is it the best thing we've ever done? The worst? You be the judge.

He Plays Me The Best Rhythms: Rolemusic

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Merry-Go-Round: Jeremy Neale (!)

Lull City: Hockey Dad (!)

We also used a lot of sound effects this week, and while I tried to make sure they were all license-free, if you hear something of yours you want taken down I'll be more than happy to fix it up!

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Check out James on Twitter or on SBS Comedy!

This week, we're joined again by the hilarious and conveniently located James Colley, and we discuss music taste, sports, and then Xavier is blindfolded and teleported to several exotic locales because he has to have sex before the end of the episode or else he'll be executed. Y'know, the typical fuck-or-die scenario. Also, #NipplesAreCash, Santa sucks, Inspector Wrecks... Is it the best thing we've ever done? The worst? You be the judge. MUSIC USED: He Plays Me The Best Rhythms: Rolemusic SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Merry-Go-Round: Jeremy Neale (!) Lull City: Hockey Dad (!) We also used a lot of sound effects this week, and while I tried to make sure they were all license-free, if you hear something of yours you want taken down I'll be more than happy to fix it up! CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both! Check out James on Twitter or on SBS Comedy!

This week, we talk about Shakespeare's sonnets, placenta, and humanity's underlying cookie-wish... and I think we establish what, like, 7 of the 11 secret herbs and spices are.

Daniel's Kruis: RoccoW

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

RITING SUX: Shaky Handz

Turning Images: Elstow

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This week, the very funny Max Skelton makes his return to the show, and we discuss lemons, elephants, the postal service, and The Twilight Zone.

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

House of Cards: Astrid & the Asteroids

With An Ax: Born Ruffians

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This week, the very funny Max Skelton makes his return to the show, and we discuss lemons, elephants, the postal service, and The Twilight Zone. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan House of Cards: Astrid & the Asteroids With An Ax: Born Ruffians CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

This week, we're joined by the very lovely Samuel Kettler (Sydney Comedy Festival! Mug & Kettle!), as we discuss Open Mic Spider-Man, Coneheads, and we feature one of our favourite segments, What's On Samuel Kettler's Mind? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Love Right: Astrid & the Asteroids Shady Lane (Pavement cover): Cull FEATURE TRACK: She's Lonely Again: Dr. Spaceman (from the brand-new EP 'Are You Feeling Nervous?', available now!) CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both! Check out Sam on Twitter: @samuelkettler

This week, we talk about sailing, the Presidents of the United States of America, and orgies. Plus, we announce the second ever Something Something Joystick Video Game Book Club! I kind of don't want to spoil the surprise by posting what it is here...

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Dead Disco: Henry Homesweet

Skipping Stones: Dr. Spaceman

Too Soaked To Break: Born Ruffians

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This week, we're joined by the very lovely Samuel Kettler (Sydney Comedy Festival! Mug & Kettle!), as we discuss Open Mic Spider-Man, Coneheads, and we feature one of our favourite segments, What's On Samuel Kettler's Mind? MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Love Right: Astrid & the Asteroids Shady Lane (Pavement cover): Cull FEATURE TRACK: She's Lonely Again: Dr. Spaceman (from the brand-new EP 'Are You Feeling Nervous?', available now!) CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both! Check out Sam on Twitter: @samuelkettler

This week, we're joined by the very lovely Samuel Kettler (Sydney Comedy Festival! Mug & Kettle!), as we discuss Open Mic Spider-Man, Coneheads, and we feature one of our favourite segments, What's On Samuel Kettler's Mind?

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Love Right: Astrid & the Asteroids

Shady Lane (Pavement cover): Cull

She's Lonely Again: Dr. Spaceman (from the brand-new EP 'Are You Feeling Nervous?', available now!)

CLICK HERE to download!

Email Tom or Xavier or both!

Check out Sam on Twitter: @samuelkettler

This week, it's gaming's equivalent of Wrestlemania, which we're not allowed to talk about, sorry. But we do talk about video games! That's right, on this week's double-bumper (front and back) length episode, we take you through every moment of every one of this year's E3 conferences in the fantastic detail you've come to expect from the professional games journalists at SSJ. Also, is there a David Jekyll Pierce?

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

I've Got Nothing: RoccoW

He Plays Me The Best Rhythms: Rolemusic

Paris: Taking Berlin

Your Sufferin' Heart: Born Ruffians

Rodney Robot and the Porcelain Maggot: Angry Little Gods

Augustus: Plasmon Resonance Band

I Don't Wanna Die (Ging Nang Boyz Cover): Jeff Rosenstock

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