Ya know, quarantine stuff. We already miss Bernie. We still hate rich people. Also there's some reminiscing on non-quarantine times. Enjoy!

In this episode:

We talk corona.

Laura reads to you.

Lacey's owl is haunting her.

This quarantine is going to turn us into alcoholics (if we weren't already).

It's the heyday of the bidet!

Lacey's cat, Shimmy makes a cameo!

Laura and Lacey are joined by guest Nathan P. Woodard to discuss all things corona. It's quarantine time, baby!

In this shorter episode, we talk about squirrels and dreams. Lacey is the Poop Bandit and Laura comes close. Thanks for listening!

We're back after s stint off with an episode with worries from listeners. We talk about not saying something you should have. Also doing something and then regretting it. Also, commuting: It's hell on your bod. Did we mention we're training for a marathon by the way?

In this episode, the ladies are tired of talking about their own worries so they decide to give you something to worry about. Laura got mansplained abortion and Lacey is either a lightweight or "it was the elevation". Also, if you are interested in an affordable vagina candle plan, hit up the pod!

Laura got semi-bad news on Christmas Eve and all the ice is melting. But hey, chickens can look happy and boobs never go out of style. Also, if you've never seen The Perfect Storm there are definitely spoilers in here but just know that Mark Wahlberg isn't looking so good.

2019 is almost over! The ladies are getting reflective and talking about what to take into 2020 and what to leave behind. Happy New Year!

Don't forget to give us a review! Thank you!

Laura and Lacey are in the Christmas spirit and decide not to worry while watching The Family Stone and sipping mulled wine. About halfway through the wine gets chewy and they forget you can't see the movie. Also the episode title is only because it was a missed opportunity for a joke and Laura can't stand it.

Are plants screaming at us? Are we losing connections because of the internet? Is it a faux-pas to take a free shot alone? Did Oprah coin the term Woo-Woo? Can you pluralize penis as penii? Join us as we ponder all these questions and more.

PS- We go on a tangent about vagina dentata.