Son Of Pancho Villa (Larry W Jones 11/12/2020) (song #7737)
In a border town just north of Manzanilla
He was slurpin’ on a cone of sweet vanilla
Cowboys were dancin’ to an old Crosley jukebox
And their boot scoots were a little unorthodox
As that old Crosley was spinnin’, there came a boom
The wood dance floor started thinnin’, and pretty soon
He saw at the swingin’ doors a man standin’ there
He was the son of Pancho Villa, with a glare
It was a few years back, they laid old Pancho down
His son was on attack from Manzanilla town
In the bar was a Ranger, a real tough wrangler
Here’s what the Texas Ranger said to the stranger
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
Be careful ‘fore you make me drop my vanilla
Come on over here and belly up to the bar
Cause if you don’t, I’ll think you’ve gone a-ways too far
Now, that son of Pancho Villa was not so smart
Paid no attention to the Ranger from the start
He grabbed the nearest cowboy and gave him a bonk
Tried to kiss Miss Lulu, queen of the honky tonk
When the Ranger saw that things were gittin’ rowdy
He figured it was time for him to say Howdy
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
Didn’t know how strong a man gets from vanilla
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
You done made me drop my cone of sweet vanilla
Then the Ranger took Miss Lulu from Villa’s arms
And he commenced to tell her she was in no harm
That’s when son of Pancho Villa saw his big chance
He swung a cone of vanilla, but it just glanced
The Texas Ranger said he felt a blast of wind
And that young son of Pancho thought he’d try again
Son of Pancho Villa, up here you’re a stranger
And I like vanilla, said the Texas Ranger
Son of Pancho carried his gun outside his pants
But against the Ranger, he didn’t stand a chance
The son of Pancho Villa shot out all the lamps
But when they were lit again, all knew who was champ
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
Was dead as the Ranger licked his vanilla
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
Be careful ‘fore some Ranger drops his vanilla
So, take note all you sons of Ponchos and strangers
You might take a lickin’ from a Texas Ranger
Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla
Was dead as the Ranger licked his vanilla
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