Soog and Jonesy spin a cautionary tale of late-night shopping; take back the word "literally" and dive into the mysterious world of misheard song lyrics.

Soog and Jonesy's complete guide to Turkey Day. What foods are a MUST; when to start dinner and how much to drink (not as much as Soog). Also, S&G turn fashion police. When should a man wear a suit? Don't get too casual. Soog sees all.

As the nation enjoys the memory of Mr. Rogers, Soog is a man who actually broke bread with the man. Hear the true account. Also, we hear the sordid past of mild-mannered Jonesy and and Ask Soog that poses tricky questions about the ghosts of relationships past.

Soog and Jonesy consider the plight of a man trapped in a domestic prison; lay down rules for phone privacy and pay curious respect to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Can you survive an explosion of Soogisms? Soog and Jonesy address the recent news of referee abuse, take aim at parents who let their kids grow up to be Yankee fans and slash the hyphens out of last names. Also, what is "soccer hot" and who was brave enough to call Soog a horse's arse? Please share the love by sharing this pod!

Some typically scary thoughts from Soog and Jonesy! What's with the Wamps - prideful or improper mascot? Is it ever okay to blow off a wedding? What happened when Bob Kraft had the thrill of meeting Soog? And Soog comes clean and admits that he may have blown up a relationship that used to be something good. It's the unusual and the usual. It's provocative. It's the thinking man's guide to life. Enjoy the unvarnished truth about your everyday troubles and passions: love, etiquette, friendship and everything in between. These are the things that SOOG SAYS.