We got Jerseys, we got Tendies, We got the Guiness Book of World Records.

We are back again, and Simon is highly infectious. A slower start for the boys leads into many a shenanigan. The satanic olympics has the Twitter world fired up, Moon or Moon is back and Simon forgets to prepare in any way shape or form. Also, big news on the real life soccer front as Ali hits a milestone.

"it's been a while"

-Staind, 2001

It's been a helluva season, we've had lunch wheels, we've had retirements, we've had highs, lows, disappointments & plenty of LOL's.

This week on 'everyone's talking about the same topic", the SRD boys get into the big conversation in the Sorare space right now- "Is it getting too hard to win?"

This week we have a Sorare Downunder exclusive! A very special interview with the latest LAFC signing OLIVIER GIROUD! Olivier dishes the dirt on his time playing for France, his plans for life in LA, his secret upbringing in Leeds and the unconventional training methods of the French squads.

We also dive into Simon's week that could have been, after a forgotten team submission caused heartbreak for the world's unluckiest manager, aswell as the new divisions and our strategies for finding the sweet spot for our galleries. Oh and Alistair sets his lineups whilst really, really high.

A special episode this week as Simon makes the long trip north to sit on the velvet couch with Alistair for a long overdue episode of Sorare Downunder! Lots to discuss- we have a new structure (straight from uncle Barry), rivals is dead, there's dogs aplenty, Simon predicts the future and we generally just act silly on a couch.

It's been a rough few years for the Sorare community- it's times like these we need a little guidance. Back once again for a whole new set of rules to live by.We also discuss Simon's spluttery start to Champion Asia and what to do about it, we track down a Nashville terrorist and start to panic about the new structure going live on March 29th.

We've got hairdos! We've got bloopers! We've got Japanese lesson!

It's our 50th episode! What better way to celebrate than a win on Sorare. We create the definitive ranking for all new MLS jerseys, Simon cuts Ali off on a rant, and we have a nice little trip down memory lane montage from our early beginnings to the fully formed powerhouse you see today.