This week we have a Sorare Downunder exclusive! A very special interview with the latest LAFC signing OLIVIER GIROUD! Olivier dishes the dirt on his time playing for France, his plans for life in LA, his secret upbringing in Leeds and the unconventional training methods of the French squads.

We also dive into Simon's week that could have been, after a forgotten team submission caused heartbreak for the world's unluckiest manager, aswell as the new divisions and our strategies for finding the sweet spot for our galleries. Oh and Alistair sets his lineups whilst really, really high.

A special episode this week as Simon makes the long trip north to sit on the velvet couch with Alistair for a long overdue episode of Sorare Downunder! Lots to discuss- we have a new structure (straight from uncle Barry), rivals is dead, there's dogs aplenty, Simon predicts the future and we generally just act silly on a couch.

It's been a rough few years for the Sorare community- it's times like these we need a little guidance. Back once again for a whole new set of rules to live by.We also discuss Simon's spluttery start to Champion Asia and what to do about it, we track down a Nashville terrorist and start to panic about the new structure going live on March 29th.

We've got hairdos! We've got bloopers! We've got Japanese lesson!

It's our 50th episode! What better way to celebrate than a win on Sorare. We create the definitive ranking for all new MLS jerseys, Simon cuts Ali off on a rant, and we have a nice little trip down memory lane montage from our early beginnings to the fully formed powerhouse you see today.

Simon has the fire in the belly. Ali finally comes good on a lunch wheel promise. To prem or not to prem? Is winning K-League cards worth it?

Well, it's here! The biggest Sorare update of our generation. How does the new structure affect someone 'new' like Simon? What do we like? What do we hate? And most important of all, is Sorare saved?

Simon's back in the Rares!...but wants to buy plodders, we list off the Special Weekly competitions that will change the game plus some Underdog and Moon or Doon nonesense!

Moon or Doon is back! In this episode, Ali finds his inner zen, Sorare send a surprise package, Simon has some interesting new ideas for loot boxes, and we react to the new big news that drops immediately after this goes live!

Why is Simon in a car? Why are people so addicted to rivals? Who would play Ali & Simon in a movie about their Sorare careers? So many questions! So little time!Lunch Wheel is back, we check in on Hugo Lloris to make sure he's ok, and we discuss how Sorare Rivals can take us all back to the moon with the new 'loot boxes'.