My best friend from high school Skylar Varone-Chenard joins the pod to talk about the tax-scapades of soccer superstars Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Do we fully understand the American tax system much less the Spanish tax system? Probably not. But we have opinions on a wide range of topics, like if Messi knew what his business manager was doing, and if these soccer stars were football stars instead who they would be. Thanks to A.J. Nickell for his performance during the ad break.

Comedian, photographer, etc. Christopher Lee Fatt joins me via Skype to discuss the illicit exploits of former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle. His transgressions include child pornography, solicitation, and having a bad haircut. Also included is a reading of a sketch written by Christopher, entitled "He Went to Jared (Fogle)." This conversation was a lot of fun, and the sketch was a blast to produce. Thanks to the actors in the sketch: Marcus Guerrier David Steele Simon Johnston Kevin Christie

Comedian, photographer, etc. Christopher Lee Fatt joins me via Skype to discuss the illicit exploits of former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle. His transgressions include child pornography, solicitation, and having a bad haircut. Also included is a reading of a sketch written by Christopher, entitled "He Went to Jared (Fogle)." This conversation was a lot of fun, and the sketch was a blast to produce. Thanks to the actors in the sketch: Marcus Guerrier David Steele Simon Johnston Kevin Christie

My twin brother Michael Christie joins me via Skype to reminisce about Tiger Woods's 2009 car crash and the salacious details about his sex life that soon emerged. We discuss all the juicy info, including the fact that Tiger Woods apparently referred to himself as "Tige." Also, I am indeed obsessed with his long affair with a Perkins waitress. I don't know why.

My twin brother Michael Christie joins me via Skype to reminisce about Tiger Woods's 2009 car crash and the salacious details about his sex life that soon emerged. We discuss all the juicy info, including the fact that Tiger Woods apparently referred to himself as "Tige." Also, I am indeed obsessed with his long affair with a Perkins waitress. I don't know why.

Improviser and comedian David Steele joins the podcast to talk about Vanilla Ice's several sleazy moments. Whether it be hitting his wife, pulling a gun on a homeless man, or looting an empty house, Ice makes sure that his music career is the least shameful thing about him.

Improviser and comedian David Steele joins the podcast to talk about Vanilla Ice's several sleazy moments. Whether it be hitting his wife, pulling a gun on a homeless man, or looting an empty house, Ice makes sure that his music career is the least shameful thing about him.

Sordid History is back from a hiatus, and on this episode, Simon Johnston returns to discuss the time Martha Stewart went to prison. I explain what insider trading is, based only on a few minutes of Wikipedia reading, and am unable to answer any of Simon's follow-up questions. Stay tuned until the end, wherein I reveal what is, in my opinion, the best chain wing restaurant. It comes up organically.

Sordid History is back from a hiatus, and on this episode, Simon Johnston returns to discuss the time Martha Stewart went to prison. I explain what insider trading is, based only on a few minutes of Wikipedia reading, and am unable to answer any of Simon's follow-up questions. Stay tuned until the end, wherein I reveal what is, in my opinion, the best chain wing restaurant. It comes up organically.

This week, I welcome person-who-has-followed-me-on-Twitter-for-years-but-I've-never-met Nick Stampar onto the podcast to discuss that Peyton Manning sexual assault scandal that came up then disappeared like a year and a half ago. And if you thought shoving a grown woman's face into your naked ass and balls was bad, wait until you learn about how they tried to cover it up! (*to the tune of the Nationwide jingle*) They act-ed de-spic-a-ble.