sorry i'm a bitch

What happens when marrying for love wasn’t the point, but marrying for money definitely was? In this episode, Kaylee dives into the fascinating (and sometimes scandalous) history of “Dollar Princesses” — the wealthy American women of the Gilded Age who crossed the Atlantic to trade fortunes for aristocratic titles. Think Downton Abbey meets Succession, with a dash of modern side-eye.

Kaylee unpacks the cultural drama behind these transatlantic marriages: who benefitted, who got swindled, and how this age-old tradition of money-for-status still echoes in today’s relationships, celebrity pairings, and influencer “soft launches.” And of course, she spices it up with her own brand of wit, pettiness, and unapologetic hot takes.

If you’ve ever wondered whether romance can survive when the checkbook enters the chat, this one’s for you.

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This week, Kaylee is leaning all the way into the art of doing the right thing—even when it’s the hardest thing. From standing up for yourself to refusing to shrink down to what’s “expected,” she’s bringing receipts from some of history’s baddest women. We’re talking Wu Zetian, the only woman to rule China as emperor; Julie D’Aubigny, the swashbuckling, scandal-starting opera singer with a sword; and Nancy Wake, the spy who made the Nazis sweat. These women didn’t just play the game—they flipped the board, set it on fire, and dared anyone to tell them no.

Listen in for a reminder that being a badass doesn’t mean being fearless—it means being brave enough to do it anyway.

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Kaylee kicks off this self-titled episode by sharing the mic with her book club buddy Amanda — a wedding photographer, long-time Indianapolis resident, and fellow book enthusiast. They spill on everything from Bunny by Mona Awad to The Summer I Turned Pretty by Jenny Han, Verity by Colleen Hoover, and the works of R.F. Kuang, Rachel Yoder, Gillian Flynn, Taylor Jenkins Reid, and more.

Between dragging AI for being so wrong (like, embarrassingly wrong) and playing a world-saving round of Sip It or Spill It, they ask the hard-hitting questions no one else will: What should only be for the girls? And which celeb has truly done more for bisexuals?

It’s unhinged, it’s bookish, it’s a little chaotic—but hey, so are we. Welcome to Sorry I’m a B*tch. 

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Think your favorite author is untouchable? Think again. In this episode, Kaylee rips apart the literary canon with zero hesitation—dragging F. Scott Fitzgerald for his messy ego, Percy Shelley for being a hot disaster of a human, and George Orwell for, well… a lot. No classic is safe. From the toxic love affairs behind the “masterpieces” to the hypocrisy baked into their pages, Kaylee exposes the authors you were forced to worship in school and asks: do we really need to keep romanticizing them? Sorry in advance if your bookshelf takes a hit.

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In this chilling and chaotic episode, Kaylee picks up a call we’ve all ignored before—our intuition. Titled “Sorry, Death Is Calling,” this week is all about gut instincts: when we trust them, when we don’t, and what happens next. Kaylee shares two raw and personal stories—from a disturbing experience with a neighbor who roofied her, to giving birth during a literal national weather emergency—all moments she knew something was off but didn’t (or couldn’t) act fast enough.

She also brings in two tales from others: one where trusting intuition saved a life, and one where ignoring it had deadly consequences.

As always, this emotional rollercoaster is paired with a hangover, surprise cameos from her cats, and Kaylee’s signature humor-meets-heart storytelling. Buckle up—it’s a little spooky, a little sobering, and deeply, instinctively human.

🔔 TW: This episode contains mentions of sexual assault and birth trauma.

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In this week’s episode, Kaylee puts on her black robe and bangs the gavel because court is officially in session. Yes, it's true – YOU are the villian in somebody' story. 

From blacklisted celebrities to user submissions, she’s calling it it like she see's it. And does being a villain really have to be a bad thing? Find out in a brand new segment: “Petty Crimes & Miss-Demeanors” – Kaylee reads out the most ridiculous (yet totally real) petty crimes committed by celebs and delivers her own dramatic sentences as The Judge. 

Tune in to hear who’s guilty, who’s misunderstood, and why sometimes… being the villain is kind of iconic.

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It's here y'all, the nepo baby discourse. 

In today's episode Sorry I'm a Nepo Baby – Kaylee breaks down her favorite nepo babies who actually have talent (yes, we’re looking at you, Margaret Qualley), the ones we all collectively side-eye, and why the conversation around them isn’t as simple as “they got lucky.” Then, she takes a hard left into Love Island casting and asks the real question: whyyyyy are they only here for the money??

Nepo babies, reality TV, and Kaylee’s unfiltered takes — you know the drill.

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In this episode, Kaylee dives into Roxane Gay’s Bad Feminist and unpacks the messy, contradictory, and deeply personal journey of figuring out what feminism means today. She opens up about the privilege and complexity of being a stay-at-home mom—and how sisterhood, not shame, should define the matriarchy.

Kaylee also confronts the real dangers of living in a patriarchal society: the violence women face, the way true crime has become a twisted survival guide, and how media continues to police women’s bodies and actions. She questions the double standards in pop culture—the backlash for Sabrina Carpenter’s sexy album cover—and calls for a feminism that breaks the mold.

Most importantly, Kaylee argues that feminism in its third wave—and beyond—must center all women, especially women of color and trans women. Liberation means liberation for everyone, not just the privileged few. It’s time to decenter men, reject the boxes we’ve been put in, and build something better—together.

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Kaylee packed her bags, left her kid and husband behind, and said oui to a solo trip to France. 

In this episode, she shares the transformative experience of attending the Château d’Orquevaux writer’s residency — a dreamy castle in the French countryside where she drank wine, made new friends, wrote her ass off, and remembered who she is outside of motherhood. She talks about the joy (and guilt) of chasing creative dreams alone, what it’s like to be surrounded by artists from all over the world, and how stepping away helped her come back to herself. 

The episode ends with a montage of interviews with her residency cohort (aka the weird, brilliant souls who changed her life forever) – inquiring what they came to the château to accomplish.

Interested in attending? Apply here: www.chateauorquevaux.com

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On this very special day, Kaylee kicks things off with a message for all: motherhood is meaningful—but it’s not always fun. 

And for context, today's episode has been broken up into two parts with three interviews. Three interviews with three women with three VERY different experiences of motherhood. 

In Mom's Gone Wild - Part 1, Chandra unpacks her beautifully chaotic blended family and Crystal shares the raw truth about step-parenting. In Part 2, a very pregnant Sarah talks expectations, fears, and excitement about welcoming her son into the world.. Three moms, three stories, no sugarcoating.

This one’s for the moms, the almost-moms, the stepmoms, and the complicated mother-daughter relationships that shape us. Happy Mother’s Day, bitches.

And just a heads up -- this is our season finale! Sorry I'm a Bitch will return in full force this August. 

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