What the WTF is this?

It's the highlights from the latest Sorry Not in Service show. That's what the WTF this is.

It has 93% more chat about 1998, 100% more discussions about themed pubs, 0% more horoscopes and 76% more spunk about it. That's precisely why you should have a butcher's frisson (lisson) to it.

If you’d like to hear the show with the music included then head to mixcloud, and don’t be forgetting to head to sorrynotinservice.com for all the latest horse racing tips. 

Gordano!

Gordano!

These are the edited highlights of the show that went out on the 5th September in the year of Arnold 2014.

I’m sure nobody could say that this isn’t better than sliced bread.

For pudding, why not visit www.sorrynotinservice.com where you can listen to the full version of the show with the pop music left in.

It is longer and more cumbersome.

Gordano!

Gordano!

We’ve finally reached first base, and it’s a bit messy and complicated. The show itself wasn’t too bad however there have been some teething problems with our new studio and as such the sound quality is not great, and many parts of the show were not recorded. The missing chunks included your horoscopes for the fortnight and a reading from the winning entry of our judge a book by it’s cover competition.

We’ll put an extract from the book and your re-recorded horoscopes up on our Facebook page soon.

Either way, hopefully the sound quality will not negatively effect your enjoyment of what the critics are already describing as ‘possibly the finest broadcast since the sermon on the mount show’.

Gordano!

Gordano!

We’ve finally reached first base, and it’s a bit messy and complicated. The show itself wasn’t too bad however there have been some teething problems with our new studio and as such the sound quality is not great, and many parts of the show were not recorded. The missing chunks included your horoscopes for the fortnight and a reading from the winning entry of our judge a book by it’s cover competition.

We’ll put an extract from the book and your re-recorded horoscopes up on our Facebook page soon.

Either way, hopefully the sound quality will not negatively effect your enjoyment of what the critics are already describing as ‘possibly the finest broadcast since the sermon on the mount show’.

Gordano!

Gordano!

Welcome to the mystical world of Sorry Not in Service, where we tackle your dreams, have visions of your future and hear from a very special man.

Having taken advice from Erotica's Duncan Elliott, we have decided that from now our mixcloud uploads will have the flab edited out like we do on this podcast, but they will still contain the wicked pop records that we play. So, if you want to try that then why don't you just go and do that. www.mixcloud.com.

Head to www.sorrynotinservice.com to see some of the things we discuss during this show.

Let's make love.

Gordano!

Gordano!

COR BLIMEY GUVNOR! IF IT AIN'T THE LATEST BROADCAST FROM SORRY NOT IN SERVICE (OI DON'T MIND TELLING YER).

That's right kind shrews, this went out on the 25th July 2014 to a rapturous reception. In this show, we fend off the heat and bring a show full to the brim with competition, tales of al fresco activity, junk mail, and tales of seeing and doing good things as well as the usual levels of ineptitude.

If you want to hear the full show then go to mixcloud.

Gordano!

Gordano! (two point oh)

Welcome to the podcast of the first show of the second year of Sorry Not in Service. Out with the old and in with the new, but leave the door ajar so that some of the old can seep back in. 

On this show we talk cars, deeds, world cups, hoards and OWLS!

If you're an idiot and want to hear the full show with all the dreadful bits left in, then head to sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!

Dear consumer

Please find enclosed a podcast stuffed to the gunnels with apparent highlights from the 1st year of Sorry Not in Service on 10 Radio. These bitesize chunks of broadcast will aid you in your quest for the golden amulet and will make you 68% better in the bedroom.

Furthermore, applying the podcast direct to your skin will cure you of all ailments and give your skin the slightly less anaemic look that you’ve been hankering for.

So, sit back, relax and enjoy The Best of the First Year of Whatever This Is and May the 17th be with you.

Gordano!

Gordano!

Approach with care.

This is the podcast of the show that was broadcast on the 27th June 2014, and the final one of our first year on 10radio.

You would think that after a year’s practice and radiophonic learnings that we would have this presenting malarky absolutely nailed, but you’re not counting on our overwhelming ineptitude. It always wins.

Thus, it is the shortest one yet.

Gordano!

Gordano!

Well, well, wellity well, have we got a show for you? Yes.

You lucky listeners are getting three presenters for the price of none as your usual hosts are joined in the studio by fellow brother Richard for this end of exams special. Richard finished his GCSE exams, and was immediately whisked off to begin his radio career with spectacular results.

We discuss exams (obviously) and ask questions posed to Richard by our artificially inflated listenership. What a humdinger.

Further to this, the World Cup TM is given a thorough previewing, we discuss a potentially lucrative offer received by e-mail, instruct you on how to return some hate mail that you may have received in the post, re-hash some old features and make merry.

To hear the full show then go to mixcloud.com and don’t forget to look at sorrynotinservice.com.

Gordano!