Sorry to be a Bitch

STBAB but ramen noodle hair can stay in the past. Episode 23 is like, totally random!! OMG! The rain in the background was an epic fail, but we hope it provides good ASMR vibes. We bitch about being prescribed whore mouth, irrational fears (like a jellybean rattling around in our lungs), and signing away our sex lives. There's also a pool joke that left us speechless. Send us your best tips to scam a telemarketer at [email protected]

We're really sad to inform our subscribers that we've decided to stop recording STBAB because Laurie is joining a convent and devoting her downtime to praying... praying for you dumb bitches! April Fools, y'all. Listen to our episode today to hear about funny concert experiences, creepy interactions, and trash - both literally and figuratively. See you in a month and be sure to email us in the meantime!

Have you ever gotten surgery on your eyeball? Taken a shot with an Uber driver? Shaken your ass in a poetic way? Have it all and more on Episode 21 of STBAB!

There are only two things we want for Valentine's Day this year, boys: a queso waterfall and rollerblades for feet. If you have curly eyes, you might just lose your virginity this V-Day, too. In episode 20, Laurie and Annie talk about love and relationships and share our deepest sepia-toned desires.

Here's a math problem for all you nerds. If you take one bitch and add a friend of identical bitchy proportions, what does that equal? A podcast that'll probably make you dumber. Now that's the kind of calculation we're good at. In episode 19, Laurie talks about her experience at a heavy metal concert while Annie sips on overly-sweetened bitch juice.

Kick off your work shoes, grab a s'more, and tune in to this week's chillaxing episode of Sorry to Be a Bitch! Annie and Laurie chat about microwaving Starbursts and dominating the world through period syncing. In between, we bitch about negative food talk, unequal fashion access, and graham crackers. Tell us a funny story about peeing in public at [email protected]. Who's your daddy?

Boing! Welcome to our SSSS (Super Short Snowed-In Show) where even a whole 18-inches can't kept your favorite bitches from bitchin'. Miles apart, Annie and Laurie read through submissions and share stories about protesting, kicking strangers, and performing witchy voodoo on exes.

Do you ever feel like a toilet abandoned on the side of the road? Same. In episode 16, "Silently Weeping into a Baked Potato," we bitch about crabby people, ex-girlfriends, and girls who "eat a lot." Also, Laurie finally gets her hatred for a certain someone off her chest. Did you laugh? Rate us (only if it's 5 stars) and send us an email telling us what you liked! (P.S. Sorry for an audio malfunctions. We're still recording in a car).

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and your favorite podcast hosts got shipped to the moon 'cause we're too Bitchy McBitch Bitch. In episode 15, we shoot major eye rolls to tampon eaters and know-it-all teen drivers. We also talk about childhood pets and what we would do for one night with JT. Shout out to Pitbull; we're worldwide, sis!!!!

What a year! A lot of it was not so great, but thankfully, there were some really nice things that made it lighter and more enjoyable. In episode 14, we talk about some of our favorite 2018 memories and plan for a 2019 filled with more Big Dick Energy, more women supporting women, and most importantly: more bitching.