There's certainly something to be said for the past, but in terms of technology perhaps Jonathon should bite the bullet and get a real computer (something NOT circa 2005).

Our most sincerest apologies for the messed up audio between minutes 7 and 11 (perhaps a sign from the Slurpee Deity?) so here we present the audio from that time without the overlapping mess.

At least we're pretty sure that's what this is.