me and my best friend go hand in hand

The proverbs says that even a fool seems wise if he keeps his trap shut, so mostly I try but then sometimes i see something thats so wrong ... so just not fair ... or looks like for all the world so stupid in itself that i cant hep myselv, i just snap. and i know it dont do no good. i just end up hurting myself and gettin my own feelings hurt and upsetin folks round me and it messes up my day so's i can't concentrate on nothing else, and upsets them so's they can't stand to hav anything to do with me, but ... that's just the way i am i guess, just a fool. but may be someday i'll learn.

I'm not too proud of what I done here, but I meant the best.

My two Granmas lived in a little shack set on the edge of this field where some people growed soybeans, which is sort of like blackeye peas except nobody eats 'em directly – they just grind 'em into flour like and put that into food to give it more protein or to make fake milk or veggie burgers that fool people who can’t eat meat for one reason or another -- or dont wanna -- into thinking that they really are eating meat.

My daddy told me that if I continued in my ways, I'd end up going where the bad people go -- what with my carrying on like I did with "them" people, and all the trouble they was getting me into. This is the story of how I ended up getting there.